"Two time tony nominated actor star of the hit series girls abrew randall kissed his husbando chrispy bork. They did the sexxxxxxx and it was supper sexy." I read out to my father as we sat in the car, "What do you think?" I ask hoping he would give me a good review on my novel.
"It's better than the last one." He sighed as he tried to focus on the road. I had screeeched enough last night about something really special. I wanted a dog. So now here we were in the car driving to go find and potentially steal a dog.
"Is it though? I followed your advice on making it less detailed but now I feel like there isn't anything there. Ya know?" Apparently he didn't know since he changed the subject. I dramatically turned away to stare out the window, "Can we listen to music? I'm getting bored of talking to you." I whined as he turned on the radio to block out the sins we have both committed.
~~Insert lame driving montage here~~
"...Eliza I really don't think you killing Anthony will get you a role as Jason." Andrew stated as we had this conversation again.
"I knowwwww but what if I did anyway? Not him specifically but what if I murdered someone?" Andrew acted as if he never heard that since he was in doubt that he adopted the anti Christ.
~~vroom vroom~~
"I want a puppy." I announced as I looked through the doggies, "But a cute one."
"How about this one?" He gestured to a beaut doggo who was an absolute good boy.
"Wow can I just vore him??? He's so beautiful and the best thing ever!!! Also yeah the dog is cute." So we picked that one since it looked the most like an Instagram good boy, "Imma get you on we rate dogs." I said to him as Andrew further decimated his bank account on dog supplies.
After a lot of debate I named the dog 'Andrew Rannells Jr: The electric Boogaloo' it was a solid name idea and actual human Andrew hated it.
I couldn't wait until I got home and promptly ignored the dog forever and treated it as if it was the dog from the great Gatsby. Forgotten in a chapter. Maybe I would sacrifice it to Satan, he loves dogs too.
An: why am I doing this??? Idk. Spite?? Self hatred??? Why not?? Who knows)
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Adopted By Andrew Rannells
FanfictionEliza Brown had lived the stereotypical life. She was a pansexual Musical Theatre geek who didn't make too many friends due to her anxiety and depression. She would stare at her life size cardboard cutout of two time tony nominated broadway actor An...
