Today I was rolling around the house like a secret ninja when I saw an laptop sitting on the kitchen table unsupervised. It was an MacBook since my papa andy not poor lmaoooo we ain't my old famsquad middle class hECKING MOM BUYING LAPTOPS THAT ARE CHEAP AF. Anyway Andrew almost never leaves the laptop unsupervised because I go through his search history. So today was a very very rare moment. So I pounce like a tiger rawr xD and see what andy was looking at. Better not be something bad hahahahahahahahahah. So I sit and look through everything on there, write down his credit card information, usual stuff kids do. So yeah I went through everything on his computer and suddenly I noticed a website that was very near and dear to myself. It was the popular fan fic website ao3. I was like Owo why does he have this up he's a grown man Owo. So I went deeper. I noticed that he was logged into an account, oh my god he has an account. So I went deeper. I went deeper like previously mentioned and saw that he's written a story before. Omigod lets go deeper. I pulled up the story and read what was written.
It flowed like the Jordan river
By xXNot_Andrew_RannellsXx
kebin was super sad cuz his boyf Conner refused to let him suck the pee pee that morning. so he sat in his bedroom letting out round aqua droplets as he chugged water since hydration was v important. Suddenly he had to pee except the bathroom didn't exist. So kebin ran into conner room and cried, "bby i need to piss." Conner looked at him and said, "Piss on me bby." So kebin followed the instructions letting all his piss flow onto conner like the Jordan river. Conner moaned since the pee got in his mouth and tasted gud. They had the sex after the piss was finished flowing onto conners face.
Le fin
I stared in awe at what I was looking at. I didn't know I could of seen something like that in live. Suddenly I hear the door open. Andy was magically back from whatever plot force was keeping him not in the apartment. I gasp and try yeeting away from the computer but it's too late, "What are ye doing on meh laptop." He said in a thicc Scottish accent he's had just for the line.
"U were supposed to say Johnny Johnny." I fumed sad that he couldn't get it right
"Lol k lets redo this. Johnny Johnny."
"Yes papa."
"What the hell were you doing on my computer?"
"No god Andrew we've talked about this." I sighed Jesus Christ he messed up again Jesus.
"Just answer the question." He sighed also since it was a contest apparently.
"I was looking at the hot juicy smut you wrote." I admitted and he gasped loudly,
"Oh no!!!1 you weren't supposed 2 kno!!!" But the tea was spilled and now I knew about the smut.
"I mean it's really good you should write a book or something." We both looked into the camera and winked.
"Lol k." He replied and everything was peachy. But lmaooooo jk I woke up in my room, "omigod omigod you guys it was all a dream!" I announced out loud surprised that it wasn't true. I mean I kind of wished it was true but it wasn't lol. Welp guess I have to write my own piss kink fics.
An: thank you elle my dearest friend for supporting and coming up with this chapter(
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