When I woke up that morning I thought it would be another boring day, Satan didn't often reply quick he was a busy man. So I walked into the kitchen to see my family looking at me smiling, "What's going on?" I asked confused. They replied "We're going to New York!!!1" they cheered. I gasped loudly, "What a spontaneous trip that could or could not change our lives for ever for better and or worse Mhmm mhmm." After that I whispered "Praise Satan I love ya Satan." I'm so glad he did have my back, after all we've done for each other. "When are we going?" I asked as if the answer wasn't obvious, "Right now! So you better pack right this minute." I smile running to my room. I put in one outfit, it was a Hamilton tee shirt, with leggings, bracelets for my arms. I think that's enough clothes because when I get adopted I'm going to get a whole new wardrobe because my MOM REFUSES TO TAKE ME ANYWHERE BUT OLD NAVY!!! I JUST WANT TO GO TO HOT TOPIC!!! JESUS!!! I'm sorry. So as I pack up and finish I realize I can't take the cardboard cutout with me, I start crying. This cutout which I love so dearly will now be departed from my life. I give a little speech expressing my pure sadness that it shall be left behind but never forgotten. In order to honor it I leave it for Satan to have. He also loves Andrew Rannells, that's why Andrew is a cryptid who never ages. Anywayyyyy I pack up and leave the house. We immediately get on the plane in normal seating, god even in a Satan wish my parents get normal seating!!! I'm so glad they're going to be dead soon. I sit on the plane blasting You Gotta Die Sometime, it's not subtle but I don't care. As I whisper "go andy you slayyyy." My mother taps me on the shoulder to tell me that we couldn't afford tickets to Falsettos. I do not cry because I will soon become kin with one of the stars. I act upset though becAUSE JESUS MOM I SPENT WEEKS STUDYING THE PROSHOT. I sigh finally and put on 'I believe' and fall asleep wondering if Satan is gonna enjoy the Andrew Rannells cutout I left nicely for him.
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Adopted By Andrew Rannells
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