(An: sorry for not updating famsquad, but this is the moment y'all been probably waiting for)
When I woke up that morning I was about to explode with so much enthusiasm. Today was the day!!1! He would cometh. And I won't have to wait here and deal with people liKE MACY AND HER STUPID ADDICTION TO HAMILTON, THERES MORE THAN ONE MUSICAL MACY. So I put on my outfit that was designated to winning over the target, being Andrew of course, and made sure the bracelets weren't all twisted up or looking like hot garbage because we ain't risking anything today. After I was all suited up I left my room to eat at the smallish sized table with the rest of the girls. Due to my appearance and 100 charisma points everyone chatted with me nicely making little jokes, man these girls I hated on in the last chapter weren't too bad. Welp guess I'll miss them in 10 chapters, but for now I focused on eating my Eggo waffle. It wasn't the most prestige food for my special day but I'll take it. While I eat my waffles the foster mom comes in and announces something, "We have two people looking to adopt!!" Oh my gosh one of them is most definitely Andrew Rannells!!!! I squeal excitedly, I have to prepare what I'm going to say to him. I'm thinking about quoting an interview that he doesn't remember and it'll 100% not make him uncomfortable in the slightest!! That's always a good idea!! While I waited for them to show up I practiced singing outside. I was belting meadowlark from the bakers wife, it was a great song so I was obviously doing the best at it. Suddenly in the middle of my song someone tapped me on the shoulder, I spun around to face it. ITS ANDREW RANNELLS!!!1 I try not to gasp as I look at him, he starts the conversation though, "You have a great voice! Are you one of the girls here?" He asked as I flushed up because oh my god Andrew Rannells is talking to me and he complimented my voice!!!
I reply as calmly as possible because who isn't excited, "Yeah! I am, are you looking to adopt?"
"Yes I was and I'm glad to see one already interested in broadway." He gestured to my Hamilton shirt, See I knew it would be handy,
"Yeah, none of the other girls like broadway." I sigh trying to drag them down, for only I will be adopted by the great and powerful andy randy. He nodded then headed off into the house where I followed. The second guy showed up shortly after. I kept squirming excited to be able to talk to him again and hopefully get adopted!!! Finally it was my first interview with not Andrew :(. This dude was obviously evil and homophobic and demonic, but not Satan because Satan is so cool and like my best friend. I scoffed because wOw who would want to live with him??? After waiting some more I sat down with Andrew to talk!! He asked my name, Age, interests, and other stuff!!! I felt like I was too nervous though because I was talking to the two time tony nominated broadway actor Andrew Rannells staring in the 2016 revival of falsettos. After I spent at least 30 minutes talking about me, way longer than the other girls, I start just having a conversation, "So you're in Falsettos?" I asked even though I already knew the answer,
"Yeah, it's been fun doing it these past years." I laugh, I forgot to mention that I begged Satan to make sure Falsettos stayed on broadway still. Sure it would mean they couldn't get other jobs but that means falsettos stays!!! Even if it didn't win the tony :'((((((. After talking forever with Andrew he finally excused himself to talk to the foster mom!!! I sat back with the other girls as they discussed their chances on being adopted, like they had a chance by Andrew. I grinned as he came back into the room to announce it! It was so cooolllll. I squealed as Andrew spoke, "I enjoyed meeting all the you girls but I'm going to adopt Eliza Brown." I was about to DIE omigod omigod that was me I was adopted by Andrew!!!!!!!!
(An: I would like to apologize for my sins but the sins have just begun)
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Adopted By Andrew Rannells
FanfictionEliza Brown had lived the stereotypical life. She was a pansexual Musical Theatre geek who didn't make too many friends due to her anxiety and depression. She would stare at her life size cardboard cutout of two time tony nominated broadway actor An...
