miniskirt.

twenty six

SOOYOUNG THE TEENAGE WITCH
you, jimin🌶, seulgi👺, sooyoung☠️, jungkook💦, jennie💋, taehyung🌚, lalisa🌈🦄

jennie💋
everything's been so dead lately

sooyoung☠️
ikr
i went to like 5 funerals over the weekend

jungkook💦
why
did you kill all of them

sooyoung☠️
HAHA
shut up.

jimin🌶
chaeyoungieeeeee

chaeyoung👅
yesss im here jimjam

lalisa🌈🦄
so are you two dating? or am i choking

jimin🌶
you're choking

chaeyoung👅
on jungkook's dick

jungkook💦
HEEHEEEE
YEEEEAAA BOIII

taehyung🌚
guys
dahyun just texted me
she wants to go on a date

lalisa🌈🦄
bITCH SAY YES
"YES DAHYUN I WILL GO ON A DATE WITH YOU."

seulgi👺
i thot we was still stuck on taennie

chaeyoung👅
taennie is dead to me

jennie💋
wow lol you used to be such an avid supporter
what happened

chaeyoung👅
you would know wouldn't you
...jk chaemin happened

jungkook💦
*i feel like she's not 'just kidding'*

sooyoung☠️
*bitch shut up a cat fight is about to commence*

jennie💋
are you implying something chaeyoung

chaeyoung👅
no im not jennie
or maybe i am
who knows?

sooyoung☠️

seulgi👺
sooyoung sTOP it😂

taehyung🌚
what are the two chicas fighting about?

lalisa🌈🦄
chaeyoung just leave it alone

jennie💋
what the hell are you two talking about?

lalisa🌈🦄
it's nothing jen
chaeyoung don't pull the bitchy card right now

jungkook💦
wow lisa actually breaking up a fight?
i thought she'd be egging it on

chaeyoung👅
whatever
jimin I'll be there in 10

jennie💋
BITCH ANSWER MY TEXTS
WHY TF ARE YOU MAD AT ME?

lalisa🌈🦄
jennie im pretty sure you know

seulgi👺
wow cryptic talk!! new gc time!!

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WHUTS HAPPENIN BREH
you, sooyoung☠️, chaeyoung👅, lalisa🌈🦄

sooyoung☠️
yeah im confused too

chaeyoung👅
im just angry with Jennie
she's falling for yoongi's tricks aGAIN
they aren't dating now but they will soon

lalisa🌈🦄
chaeyoung
we said we'd stay out of it and let her make the mistakes

sooyoung☠️
NO
YOU HAVE TO INTERFERE

seulgi👺
BUT DOESNT SHE LIKE TAE???

lalisa🌈🦄
yES
SHE DOES
BUT I THINK SHE LIKES YOONGI TOO?

sooyoung☠️
bruh she probably never stopped liking him
and then taehyung came along and temporarily distracted her
so yoongs decided to pick up the pace and woo her again

seulgi👺
wow soo is actually serious for once

sooyoung☠️
bitch if I'm not sending barack obama that means im serious

chaeyoung👅
she'll be mad at us if we interfere! she's been like that, she doesn't like it when people tell her what to do

seulgi👺
well a bitchy attitude can deal with another bitchy attitude
hence me and sooyoung can talk to her

sooyoung☠️
im not playing rn
if she's gonna act all defensive around us i will not hesitate to be physical