Orthodontics in the Zombie Apocalypse

Before You Read...

Hello, reader! I have a few items I would like to discuss with you before we jump into the story.

First and foremost, the story is structured a bit oddly in split chapters with 2-3 segments to each. This allows me to update more frequently, as I don't have to write the full chapter to update. That said, I am currently very busy and, unfortunately, have a difficult time finding a moment to sit down and write. My apologies if this format bothers you! I'll merge the chapter segments in the future when I get closer to the end.

Secondly, as much fun as I have writing these characters, they are a work of fiction and I do not share opinions with them. (Piper is an especially insensitive character. Prepare yourself.)

Third, this book is full of dark, crude humor. Take it lightly and with a grain of salt! Keep the word "satire" in mind as you read, too. I guarantee you will find yourself offended if you take this book seriously--it's humor, after all!

Finally, enjoy! Comment your thoughts and vote if it makes you laugh!

Thanks!

~KnightWatch