A Rainbow Hammok (5)

OH PHUC A DUCK

I went up the stairs and stabbed myself in the foot because of a stupid nail

I was bleeding and it hurts (I would say 5 outta 10 because the initial pain was bad but now it's a dull ache that gets worse the more I think of it)

So instead of having to deal with pain, here are some foot puns that I said to my family:

"Its the Achylis Heel (forgot how to spell it) but instead it's the bottom of my foot."

"Imagine if this was a boss battle. Guess that this would have been my de-feet."

"Its like my sole drained out of me."

"Okay, I'm going to start taking 'steps' to avoid injury."

My dad, upon bandaging my foot: "Guess you won't be needling that anymore."

Bonus:

Near school year, you had to go to get a checkup on the doctors, and we talked about it just yesterday.

Me: I hope I won't be needing a tetanus shot.

My dad, knowing I fear needles for my life: *looked excitedly st my mom*

Me, limping up the stairs: FORGET I SAID ANYTHING, I'M OKAY WITH LIMPING AS FAST AS I CAN.