Once apon a time, there was a Watermelon, No! I mean ordinary potato-- HEY GIMME BACK THE PEN!! I'M THE AUTHOR!! NO ME!! *A gay guy steals the pen and sterts writing the story*
So there was a potato with arms, legs, eyes, ears and a mouth. He was with a Watermelon, a carrot and a chili. They always fought until... THE HOTDOG CAME!!! The Potato and HotDog started fighting for 1 month, 1 day and 1 minute.
The Potato bit the HotDog's left butcheek and the HotDog got paralyzed (R.I.P. HotDog) and the hotdog lost.
They were all happy, The Potato, Watermelon, Carrot and Chili.
Until...THE HAM CAME!!!
The end :)

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MizahPOTATO!!! Ordinary Potato vs. Butcheekless HotDog, Who will win?! Another story from my other friend but changed it up a bit cuz it has swear words.