July 22nd, 2014 at 9:00p.m.
Okay, so I just got back from a trip. I had my laptop with me but I didn’t want to open my writer’s email while I was away. My family and I had gotten back a few hours before. Now I was eating a California Roll in bed when I decided to check my spam box. What a horrible idea that was…
Don’t get me wrong, I love checking my email to see both junk and important stuff, but this was just insane!
This is the first, I repeat; first thing I clicked on in my spam box:
“SIZE MATTERS”
“This looks interesting.” I thought. *Clicks on email*
“There are many penis enlargement methods on the market today. Choosing the best product or the best method seems to be the most difficult of all. “
“Oh my God what the hell is this!”
“It comes down to a handful of important questions.
We can answer YES to EACH and EVERY ONE. We don’t know of
another company that can honestly say the same.”
“Good Lord, I want to stop reading but I can’t!”
“Is the product clinically PROVEN to work? -YES
Is the manufacturer reputed? -YES
Are the ingredients high quality? -YES
Is the ingredient mix effective? -YES
Are Only the highest quality herbal ingredients used? -YES
Is the product tested in a certified lab? -YES
Is the product endorsed by a doctor? -YES
Is the price competitive? -YES
Is the product backed by a 100% money-back guarantee? –YES”
“Ew. Ew. EW! Gross. Gross. GROSS! Ugh! How the hell did these people find my writer’s email and why the hell would someone with the name “Rosy Stars” want to know this?! Who do these people think I am?! I’M NOT EVEN IN A RELATIONSHIP PEOPLE!”
As I sadly finished the email, the last thing they wrote was this.
“**100% Satisfaction Guarantee**”
“That’s great… Real great… If I ever need these pills for my man I’ll be sure to come back to this email. NOT!” *Deletes email*
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Non-Fiction"R. Short Stories" is a collection of small, random stories and poetry that I write in my free time when I'm not working on another long-term project, when I'm avoiding doing that said project. Enjoy! :) -R. Stars Please like me on Facebook if you...
