Black and White✔✖

Oxymorons

Early in the morning, in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
They drew their swords and shot each other
The deaf policeman heard the noise
He came and killed the two dead boys
If you don't believe my story
Ask the blind man he saw it all

"I see",said the blind man to the deaf lady over the disconnected phone line

A/n so i went to the dentist and met a nice man who told me these limericks...thx for reading
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