Chapter 3

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by coco2360

by coco2360

Gina went up to Michael, "Your tour starts in two days! I have already put your album on the Animal Music Store and everyone is buying it, make sure to get ready, our first stop is Jungle Wungle Town." "OOOH! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO THERE!" shouted Michael. Jungle Wungle Town is where only the bestest of animals go. Gina handed everyone plane tickets, "You all are leaving today at 6:30 A.M., be at the airport by 3:00 A.M. to make sure you are on time. Here is a map so you know how to get to the stadium." "Okay," Michael responded. Everyone was excited, they were going to have so much fun and they were going to make a bunch of money. Everyone got onto the train that was going to take them to the airport. As they sat in the train, they remembered the adventures they had in a train before. They remembered Michael singing Love Story, they remembered Jason getting kicked in the nuts by Horny, and they remembered Horny and Henry fighting and getting back together. "Oh, I remember the fun times we had in here," said Dustin. When the stoopids got to the airport, they had to have their bags checked by wolves. As the stoopids waited for the plane, Brian noticed an ice cream shop. "OOOH! WHO WANTS TO GET ICE CREAM!!!" he shouted. "ME!!!" shouted Carina. "ME TOO!" shouted Michael. "OOOH I WANT TO!" shouted Daniel. Everyone got up and walked over to the ice cream shop, Horny noticed a Help Wanted sign at the counter. "OOOH BABY! WE SHOULD GET A JOB HERE!" shouted Horny to Henry. A poodle walked over to them and spoke in a very friendly, innocent tone, "Hello, my name is Polly, what would you like?" "B*TCH WE WANT A JOB!" Horny shouted obnoxiously. "Um...." said Polly. "DON'T GIMME ATTITUDE!!!!" shouted Horny. "BABY! RELAX!" said Henry. "Hello ma'am, we would like a job here," Henry asked politely. "Okay, hi, I'm Polly, your new boss!" said Polly kindly. "YOU ALREADY TOLD US YOUR NAME DUMBA*S!" Horny shouted. Polly was confused, "I beg your pardon?" "WHEN ME AND MY B*TCHES WALKED UP HERE, YOU ALREADY INTRODUCED YOURSELF AND NOW YOU INTRODUCE YOURSELF AGAIN?! FOR WHAT?! WE ALREADY KNOW YOUR NAME HONEY!" Horny responded rudely. "Well, I'm terribly sorry about that, would you two like to serve your friends as your first customers?" Polly asked. "WELL THAT IS OUR JOB!" Horny said in a condescending tone. Horny and Henry went into the shop. Henry asked Brian, "What would you like Brian?" Brian responded, "I would like a double scoop cookies and cream in a cone." Henry didn't hear quite properly and asked, "In a cup?" "IN A CONE DUMB B*TCH A*S N*GGA!! YOU DON'T LISTEN!!" Horny shouted. "YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YO ICE CREAM!! LEMME MAKE YO ICE CREAM!" Horny shoved Henry aside and scooped up only one scoop of cookies and cream with her bare poopy hippo hands. "WHAT YOU WANT SINGING MONKEY BUTT?!?" Horny asked Michael. "I want two scoops of cookies and cr- ." "ALRIGHTY!!" Horny scooped up one scoop of cookie dough. "WHAT YOU WANT GAY DRAGON?" Horny asked Daniel. Daniel started to tear up, "I want one scoop of cookies and cream in a cup." Horny scooped up two scoops of strawberry in a cone. "WHO ELSE WANTS ICE CREAM??!" she shouted. Everyone else just stepped back. It was almost 6:30. "We should get ready to go to the airplane," said Grace. "You coming?" Michael asked Horny. "B*TCH I GOT THIS JOB NOW, F*CK YOU! ME AND HENRY ARE STAYING!" she responded. Michael just gave Horny a glare and walked away. Everyone boarded the plane and took their seats. The plane sped down the runway and took off. "TOO FAST!!" shouted Dylan. Michael and Carina were busy putting together the setlist for the show and making some remixes to the songs. Daniel and Brian were in charge of picking out sexy outfits for Michael to wear. Dustin and Megan were in charge of getting the backup dancers and backup singers. Dylan and Grace were in charge of getting the security. Grace was about to order 100 security guards online, but she fell asleep before she could press the order button. Dylan grabbed her laptop as she slept and saw the number 100. "What is this number? I never seen this number in my life! Too big!" exclaimed Dylan. Dylan changed the number to 1 and clicked the order button.