The Tales Of A Lifetime: Book 2

Chapter 2

Dylan got excited and exclaimed, "YAAAAAAYYY!!!!!! WAIT! WHAT IS THE WORLD TOUR?" Jason got annoyed by Dylan's childish stupidity and told Dylan, "MAN YOU SO F*CKING STUPID! GO TO SCHOOL AND LEARN SOMETHING!" Daniel then got annoyed by Jason's douche ballsack behavior and said, "Well Jason, at least Dylan didn't fail 2 classes in school in 6th grade! You hypocrite, you've learned nothing in school!!" Jason was as pissed as pee. He screamed, "HEY YOU KNOW WHAT YOU PUNK SH*T PIECE OF DRAGON DOO DOO??" "WHAT??" Daniel screamed back. "YOU'RE GAAAY!" Daniel cried and girlishly ran away to the nearest closet so he could hide in it. Dylan laughed and pointed at Daniel while he ran, "HAHAHAHHAHA GAAAAAAAY!" Everyone at the wedding stopped what they were doing and screamed, "OHHHHHHHHHHH!" at Jason's epic super original roast. Everyone was killing the mood. This was Michael's big moment and everyone just started fighting. Michael yelled, "Guys!!! World tour! REMEMBER?? Me!! It's all about me! Imma famous ho now!! MY NEW STAGE NAME WILL BE MICKY PHAN B*TCHES!" Everyone remembered the topic at hand and chanted, "MICKY PHAN IS THE MAN! MICKY PHAN KISS MY HAND!" Dylan didn't know how to speak in the good English so he just picked his nose and break danced in the middle of the crowd. You could hear the muffled cries of Daniel the dragon in the distance in the closet. A gay police officer giraffe named Gary walked up to Jason. "Baby boy, were you the one who called that poor dragon gay?" he asked sassily. "YEP!" Jason responded proudly. "And you think that's an insult?! OH NUH UH HUNEY! We gon' have to fix you sweetie!" Gary responded. "Fix me?! Fix this!" Jason exclaimed and he grabbed his crotch while sticking out his tongue. "As much as I would like to, I'm afraid I have to keep things professional here and take you to therapy," Gary responded. "What?! You can't make me!" Jason shouted angrily. "Turn around!" Gary demanded. Jason chuckled, turned around, and asked, "Would you like me to bend over as well officer?" Gary ignored Jason's stupid remark, put handcuffs on him, and put him in the police car. Michael noticed what was going on, walked over, and asked, "Hey, what happened, where are you taking him?" "This boy needs THERAPY!" Gary responded as he drove away.