The Tales Of A Lifetime: Book 2

Chapter 16

Horny, Henry, and Jason pulled up in their cop car at the stadium. "We're just in time!" Henry said as they ran into the stadium. "Hey, why is that cop on the floor?" Jason asked. "WHO DA F*CK CARES! I'VE SEEN ENOUGH SECURITY IN MY LIFE! LET'S GO TO OUR SEATS!" Horny yelled at him. The three saw that there were no open seats in the front. "Dang it, I guess we have to sit in the back darling," Henry said to Horny. "OH NUH UH! I NEVER SIT IN THE BACK!" Horny exclaimed. Horny shoved her way into the front row and started arguing with the people there. "THREE OF Y'ALL NEED TO MOVE CAUSE I WANNA SIT HERE NOW!" she yelled. "NEVER! I PAID OVER A THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR THESE SEATS!" a mother parrot yelled at Horny. The parrot was skinny and her two kids were small. Horny grabbed the parrot and her kids and tossed them off to the side. "BYE B*TCH!" Horny yelled at them as she, Henry, and Jason took their seats. The parrot and the kids ran out crying. The lights went out and the show began. In big, bold letters, Micky Phan's name was displayed on the jumbo screen. The crowd started screaming. The sound of loud, intense drums echoed throughout the stadium. The pace of the drums got faster and faster. Fog was blown onto the stage and a silhouette of a monkey could be seen in the fog. The crowd screamed and got louder. The fog faded and revealed Michael, standing tall and bootylicious on the stage. The crowd screamed so loud, some of them died of shock. "WHO'S FEELIN' THICC TONIGHT?!" Michael screamed into the microphone. The crowd screamed. The rest of the stoopids emerged on a platform behind Michael, they all stood with pride and confidence. "I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I SAID WHO'S FEELIN' THICC TONIGHT?!?!" Michael screamed again into the microphone. The crowd screamed so loud, it was almost deafening. The beat dropped and the stoopids turned around, pointed their butts at the crowd, and started twerking to the beat. "THICC AF! THICC AF! THICC AF! I AM THICC AF!" Michael sang into the microphone as the stoopids twerked their butts. "YASSSS QUEEN!" a crocodile screamed. Everybody in the audience twerked to the beat. The stadium shook with each butt clap. Horny yelled, "WOOOOOOOOOOOO! I NEED THIS TWERK SESSION!" Horny twerked harder and faster than the surrounding animals. All the animals around her stopped dancing and stared at her, "YASSS!" they screamed. Horny kept twerking and then she breakdanced flawlessly. "WOOO!" the animals around her yelled. "THICC AF! THICC AF!" Michael continued. The stoopids all got in a single-file line and started slapping the butt in front of them. Dylan was in front and since he didn't have a butt to slap, he just slapped the air. The concert went on for two hours, it was lit and thicc and stick. "EAT IT! I SAID EAT IT!" Michael screamed into the microphone as he concluded his final song. Fireworks shot into the air as the platform brought Michael and the stoopids down. "GOODNIGHT!" Michael screamed as he waved goodbye to the crowd.