The Tales Of A Lifetime: Book 2

Chapter 21

 "OKAY Y'ALL SO REMEMBER WHEN I MELTED THAT DOOR WITH MY FART AT DUMB VILLAGE?" Horny asked the stoopids. "YEAH?!" the stoopids responded. "WELL WHAT IF I DO THAT NOW? AND WE CAN ALL ESCAPE!" Horny shouted. "Let's try it!" Michael shouted. The stoopids ran out, leaving Brian and the knocked out Daniel behind. "MOVE IT WHORES!" Horny shouted as she booty bumped the crowd out of the way. "STAND BACK!" Horny pulled down her pants and tried farting at the burning door. "OMG! MICKY! CAN I GET A PICTURE WITH YOU?!" a fangirl owl asked Michael. "OF COURSE DARLING!" Michael responded as he posed for the selfie. The crowd stopped worrying about their incoming death and started crowding around Michael, trying to get a picture. "FART! What are you doing?!" Megan screamed. "I CAN'T FART RIGHT NOW! I HAVE NO GAS!" Horny cried. The ground started catching on fire, they didn't have much time. "I know!" Megan exclaimed as she ran to the food stand. She brought back a cart full of chili cheese dogs. "EAT THIS! IT'LL HELP YOU FART!" Megan ordered Horny. "OKAY STRING CHEESE!" Horny responded as she started shoving as many chili cheese dogs down her throat as she could. Jason chuckled and grabbed a chili cheese dog for himself. He started eating it with a lot of gagging and slurping sound effects. It was way more inappropriate than it needed to be. Dustin shook his head in disappointment. "OKAY GIRL! I FEEL SOMETHING!" Horny shouted. A visible green gas could be seen coming from Horny's butt. "It's working! PUSH!" Megan cried as she jumped up and down with excitement. "ARRUUGHHHH!" Horny sounded as if she was giving birth. The fire started spreading towards where the crowd was. "Go get Daniel and Brian!" Carina ordered Dustin. Dustin ran back to the backstage room and he and Brian dragged Daniel out. The fart was getting harder and stankier, but the door wasn't really melting. "PUSH! PUSH! PUSH!" Megan cried desperately. "I'M GOING AS HARD AS I CAN!" Horny cried. The fire was getting closer and closer to the crowd, but Michael was still taking pictures with them so nobody in that crowd realized they were about to die. Dustin and Brian came up to Horny and Megan with Daniel still in their paws. "How's it going?" Brian asked. "NOT GOOD! SHE'S NOT PUSHING HARD ENOUGH!" Megan shouted. "AHHHHHH! ARUGHHHHH!" Horny screamed in pain. With one mighty push, a hard, large, lump of poop shot out from Horny at a speed of 1000000 miles per hour and it hit the door like a cannonball, knocking it down.