The Tales Of A Lifetime: Book 2

Chapter 6

Horny and Henry sat in the mental health center. "B*TCH A*S COP SHOULD'VE STAYED OUT OF THIS!" Horny angrily said. There was someone sitting across the room from them. It was a jaguar, a jaguar that Horny knew all too well. "BOY! WHATCHU DOIN' IN HERE?!" Horny shouted. Jason turned around, "Michael didn't tell you? They forced me here because I called Daniel gay, WHICH HE IS!" Henry responded, "Actually, you can't just assume that." "I CAN ASSUME WHATEVER I WANT MA'AM!" Jason shouted. "Did you just ASSUME my gender!" Henry said in an offended tone. "Yeah, what are you gonna do about it?" Jason asked. "I'm gonna be the bigger person and leave you and your pathetic stupidity alone." Henry responded. "HAHA I WIN!" Jason said in a dumb, childish voice. "Hornita, Henry, and Jason, the therapist will see you now," the receptionist said. Horny, Henry, and Jason all walked into the therapy room. A tiger greeted them in a calm tone, "Hi, my name is Tookie and I will be your therapist today." The three of them did not respond and just sat down. "So, tell me why you're here," Tookie said to them. Jason went first, "I'm here cause my D*CK IS TOO BIG! HAHAHAHA!" Tookie wrote something down in his notes while giving Jason a judgemental glare. "What about you?" Tookie asked Horny. "I'VE BEEN HAVING SOME ISSUES LATELY!" Horny exclaimed. "What kind of issues?" Tookie asked. "LIKE, I DRAGGED THIS POODLE INTO THE FREEZER FOR FIRING MY A*S!" Horny told him. "Do you think these violent actions stem from some insecurity of yours, like your weight?" Tookie asked. Horny's jaw dropped, her face turned into a bright, tomato red. "You did not just.." Horny said softly. Jason and Henry were getting scared. "You.. did.. not.. just.." Horny continued. "Uh oh," Henry muttered. "YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Horny screamed. She screamed so loud that the room shook, everything on the shelves fell off, and anything made of glass shattered. She charged at Tookie and tackled him. "AHH!" Tookie cried. "GET OVER HERE B*TCHES!" Horny screamed at Henry and Jason. Henry and Jason went over there with no hesitation. "HOLD HIS A*S DOWN!" Horny ordered. Henry and Jason did as they were told. Henry pinned down Tookie's arms while Jason pinned down Tookie's legs. "NO! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO ME?!?!" Tookie cried as he squirmed in fear. Horny asked him softly, "Do you want kids in the future?" "WHAT?!" asked Tookie. "ARE YOU DEAF B*TCH, I ASKED IF YOU WANT KIDS IN THE FUTURE!" Horny responded. "UM, Y-Y-YES.." Tookie responded nervously. "Well too bad you'll never get them.." Horny said. She stomped on Tookie's nuts with enough force to crush three giant watermelons stacked on top of one another. The high pitched screams of Tookie could be heard all the way in Jungle Wungle Town. "Did you hear something?" Carina asked Dustin. "Yeah, I wonder what that was," Dustin responded. Horny continued to stomp on his nuts. SQUASH! HONK! BLONK! "YOU LIKE THAT?! YOU LIKE THAT?!" Horny shouted with each stomp. Tears were pouring down Tookie's face. "P-p-please.. Stop!" Tookie cried. "DON'T WORRY! ONLY ONE MORE TIME, OKAY?!" Horny told him. Although this time, Horny leapt high into the air, and landed on his nuts with all her weight. CRUNCH! Tookie passed out.