The Tales Of A Lifetime: Book 2

Chapter 12

The police officers were investigating the dead bodies in the shower. "Looks like they were stabbed with this shank," an officer said. "Interesting, prisoners get so creative nowadays," another officer responded. Horny was freaking out a little, "Y'all, we gotta formulate an escape plan!" Horny whisper shouted at Henry and Jason. "Why did you kill them baby?" Henry whispered. "Because they were dumb creepy a*s rhinos who were gonna hurt me, it was me or them!" Horny responded. The officers went to where all the cells were and made an announcement, "We will find out who the killer is! Nobody is leaving their cells until we do!" Horny looked around the cell, trying to see if there's anything she could use to escape. Then she saw something. Night fell, it was almost the next day. Horny whispered the plan to Henry and Jason. The guards were asleep because they were bad guards and they didn't feel as if they were paid enough. Henry quietly opened the air vent on the ceiling, and the three of them started crawling through the air ducts to escape. Suddenly, Horny felt a rumble in her belly. "Oh no!" she whisper shouted. "What?!" Jason responded. "We had beans for dinner today!" Horny whisper shouted. "So?" Jason asked. "I got to fart man!" Horny whisper shouted. "Hold it in baby!" Henry told her. "I can't!" Horny cried. Her belly started getting bigger and bigger, it looked like she was pregnant with a fart baby. "Ahh! It's coming!" Horny cried. "Hang in there!" Henry told her, "Keep crawling! Faster!" The three of them crawled as fast as they could, but they were still relatively slow. "That's it!" Horny cried as she gave birth to her fart baby. PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT! It was loud and wet and stanky. The guards woke up. "I HEARD SOMETHING! IT CAME FROM THE CEILING!" one of the guards exclaimed. He picked up his rock launcher and shot at the ceiling, barely missing the three stoopids. The ceiling cracked from the shot and broke, causing the three stoopids to fall right in front of the officers. "Well look what we have here," one of the officers said. "You guys are in a LOT of trouble," the other officer said. Henry looked around, he noticed a book on the table titled, "The Big Book Of Jokes". Henry had to distract the officers so they could escape. "I have a joke!" Henry exclaimed. "I LOVE JOKES!" the officers said childishly in unison. "What is a hippo's favorite kind of music?" Henry asked. "What?" an officer asked. "HIP HOP!" Henry exclaimed. "HAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!"the officers laughed so hard. The joke was so funny that the three officers had heart attacks and died right before their eyes. "That was easy," Henry said. Horny grabbed their keys and the three stoopids ran to the cop car outside. The police officers were investigating the dead bodies in the shower. "Looks like they were stabbed with this shank," an officer said. "Interesting, prisoners get so creative nowadays," another officer responded. Horny was freaking out a little, "Y'all, we gotta formulate an escape plan!" Horny whisper shouted at Henry and Jason. "Why did you kill them baby?" Henry whispered. "Because they were dumb creepy a*s rhinos who were gonna hurt me, it was me or them!" Horny responded. The officers went to where all the cells were and made an announcement, "We will find out who the killer is! Nobody is leaving their cells until we do!" Horny looked around the cell, trying to see if there's anything she could use to escape. Then she saw something. Night fell, it was almost the next day. Horny whispered the plan to Henry and Jason. The guards were asleep because they were bad guards and they didn't feel as if they were paid enough. Henry quietly opened the air vent on the ceiling, and the three of them started crawling through the air ducts to escape. Suddenly, Horny felt a rumble in her belly. "Oh no!" she whisper shouted. "What?!" Jason responded. "We had beans for dinner today!" Horny whisper shouted. "So?" Jason asked. "I got to fart man!" Horny whisper shouted. "Hold it in baby!" Henry told her. "I can't!" Horny cried. Her belly started getting bigger and bigger, it looked like she was pregnant with a fart baby. "Ahh! It's coming!" Horny cried. "Hang in there!" Henry told her, "Keep crawling! Faster!" The three of them crawled as fast as they could, but they were still relatively slow. "That's it!" Horny cried as she gave birth to her fart baby. PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT! It was loud and wet and stanky. The guards woke up. "I HEARD SOMETHING! IT CAME FROM THE CEILING!" one of the guards exclaimed. He picked up his rock launcher and shot at the ceiling, barely missing the three stoopids. The ceiling cracked from the shot and broke, causing the three stoopids to fall right in front of the officers. "Well look what we have here," one of the officers said. "You guys are in a LOT of trouble," the other officer said. Henry looked around, he noticed a book on the table titled, "The Big Book Of Jokes". Henry had to distract the officers so they could escape. "I have a joke!" Henry exclaimed. "I LOVE JOKES!" the officers said childishly in unison. "What is a hippo's favorite kind of music?" Henry asked. "What?" an officer asked. "HIP HOP!" Henry exclaimed. "HAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!"the officers laughed so hard. The joke was so funny that the three officers had heart attacks and died right before their eyes. "That was easy," Henry said. Horny grabbed their keys and the three stoopids ran to the cop car outside.