YOU LOVED TEASING STEVE.
It was one of the best parts of your friendship, being able to tease each other. You did most of it though.
The two of you were in the kitchen, Steve leaning on the kitchen island while you sat on a stool. You shoved a chip into your mouth, chewing obnoxiously to get his attention. He looked up without a word, knowing you wanted something.
You grabbed a chip from the bag and threw it at his face. "That really spangled your stars, didn't it?"
He chuckled at your bad joke. "Please don't start."
"Too late." You loved messing with Steve, especially about Captain America. The jokes were endless. "Hey Steve," He rolled his eyes, waiting for the next joke. "If we have sex, I can officially say, 'America fucked me!' How cool is that?"
His face suddenly went serious, and he narrowed his eyes at you. "Let's make it happen."
Your eyes went wide, but you suddenly realised that he was playing along. You slid off of the stool and grabbed his arm, dragging him out of the kitchen.
"Y/n, what are you-"
"Let's make it happen!"