Fan Me Maybe

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I wrote a book about myself

Don’t ask me why, I’ll never tell

I just wanted to know how it felt.

Oh, boy, I’m on my way!

I’m writing about One Direction and me,

How they are hawt and have perfect teeth!

It’s just exactly what I want to be.

Oh, boy, what can I say?

And me, I, don’t write on Wattpad.

I just wanna play the Facebook good lad.

About Me: Single, wanna change that? ;-)

Ooh, I got more fans, YAY!

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy

But here’s my profile

So fan me, maybe!

I need to get deals

SYS Club baaaabeh

But here’s my story,

So fan me, maybe!

No more 10.000 people to fan,

I miss them so bad,

I miss them so bad,

I miss them so, so bad. 

...Sad... =(  

Any resemblance to the song "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen is merely coincidence, hell yeah!

Though I appreciate that you liked the poem, I'd like to kindly ask you guys not to use it without quoting it, and please, do not use it to ask fans on SYS Club, I'd would be like Santos Dumont when he saw what people were doing with the airplane...

And please... I don't F4F. 

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