Anonymous| lrh

07| "Oh great, now Luke's dick is out."

"Get the fuck out of my way!"

"I was here first!"

"Oh my God will you move? I'm trying to take a piss."

"Michael please put your dick away."

"Fuck you all my pants are coming off and I'm getting in the shower."

"Calum! No!"

"I'm just trying to brush my teeth."

"Oh my God! Is no one seeing this? Michael is literally peeing right now."

"Yeah and Cal is totally naked to your right. Pick your poison."

"You asshole I was about to take a shower!"

"Oh great, now Luke's dick is out."

"I need to pee!"

"Luke no."

"You've all seen my dick before what's the big deal?"

This was hell, absolute hell. The five of us were crammed in the bathroom, fighting for either the sink, toilet, or shower. Everyone but Ashton has whipped their little friend out and I am actually fearing for my life. Calum was showering as if we couldn't see him through the glass door and Luke was now peeing, with all of us crammed next to him.

The only thing I came in here to do was brush my teeth, that was it. Hannah wasn't even down here with me to try and escape, lucky for her she was still sound asleep.

"Ashton move!" I groaned, trying to push the boy off of the counter.

"No, I'm comfortable," he shrugged.

"Luke you're done pissing now put little Hemmo back," Calum called over the sound of running water.

"Says you! You're ass naked in the shower while we're all in here," Michael snorted.

"Why are we still in here?" Luke asked, pulling up the waistband of his sweats.

The boys all had a three way glance, before soundlessly and quickly exiting the bathroom, leaving me alone with a showering Calum.

I sighed, "Cal, don't mind me. I'm just going to brush my teeth real quick."

The boy just waved me off, saying that it's okay and that he doesn't care. But, I'd rather not hang out with Cal while he has zero clothing on.

"Jesus, Luke, watch ou-" I slammed into someone while exiting the bathroom. Just to find out that it wasn't my best friend, but his brother.

He just smiled, "who's showering?"

"Huh? Oh! Calum."

Jack's eyebrows raised, "and what were you doing in there?"

"Brushing my teeth? Oh. Oh! No we weren't, y'know. I just had to brush my teeth but everyone else came in and then Ash wouldn't move from the sink and then Calum started showering but Michael and Luke started peeing then they left and, and I just brushed my teeth while Calum was showering. Look! My hair is dry!" I rambled, lifting a piece of my hair to show Jack.

"Okay, okay. Don't freak out Charlie, I was just messing with you," Jack chuckled. "You're cute when your flustered."

As usual, red rushed to my cheeks. All I could do was simply smile at Jack, but I wanted to do nothing more than run up to the attic and away from my awkwardness.

"I'm taking a shower later, if you wanna brush your teeth during that time, be my guest," he smirked, before dipping into he and Luke's room.

I was left totally confused in the middle of the hallway. Now I know that Jack was flirting with me, and to be honest I was not a fan of it. It made me feel weird, despite my major crush on the guy, he's basically been my brother since I was little.