Unlikely // c.h

0.6 Not Again

17th June

-Calum's Point of View-

I woke up the next morning with a bad headache, a dry throat and the sun in my eyes. I felt something heavy on my arm so I looked to my right and nearly had a heart attack,

"Perrie," I said shaking her awake, she groaned and put her hand over my face,

"Sssh,"

"Perrie what happened?" I asked her,

"If you don't know then I don't know," She answered simply, she cuddled into her duvet but then froze,

"Hood?" She asked slowly turning to look at me, I smiled at her and she slapped her forehead,

"Again?" She asked,

"I think so,"

"Damn it," She mumbled, she lifted the duvet up then pulled it back down,

"I'm naked," She whispered, I lifted up the duvet and then put it back down,

"Me too,"

"Well I don't want to see you naked and I don't want you to see me naked so I'm going to shut my eyes and then you're going to get your stuff on and you're going to throw me mine," She told me, I nodded my head. She covered her eyes and I got out of the bed and threw my boxers and trousers on,

"Do you want new clothes?" I asked,

"Throw me anything," She answered still not removing her eyes, I shrugged my shoulders and looked through her drawers,

"Are you looking through my drawers?" She asked,

"I'm looking for underwear for you,"

"3rd drawer," She instructed, I nodded my head and opened the drawer,

"How many bras do you need?"

"Hey! Stop perving and throw me some underwear and clothes!" She shouted,

"Sorry," I said grabbing a black bra and black knickers, she'd want to match wouldn't she? I threw them at her and she opened her eyes and started to put them on while I got her shorts and a random top,

"Hey this is mine," I said,

"You didn't ask me to return it,"

"Loop hole," I said rolling my eyes, she laughed and threw the top on before getting out of the bed and walking over to me,

"Never again," She said,

"Never again," I repeated,

"Do you want breakfast?"

"Yeah sure," I said, we walked down the stairs and heard talking in the kitchen which made Perrie pick up her pace to see who the hell was there. When we walked in I rolled my eyes. Michael, Ashton, Luke, Jen and Gemma where all sitting in the kitchen talking and eating the majority of Perrie's fridge,

"Good morning you hōrny little bastards," Gemma said,

"Shut up Gemma," Perrie said,

"What happened?" I asked sitting next to a shirtless Michael,

"What do you mean what happened? You guys obviously know," Gemma answered,

"We don't so tell," Perrie snapped losing her patient with Gemma. Gemma sighed,

"You and Calum came down the stairs after the confrontation with Matt the Twat and then you two decided to get drunk, which by the way isn't a good idea with you two, so by 12am you two were both completely drunk you were falling over each other but then you two decided to start to dance together," Gemma began,