ISHQ PAR JOR NAHI.

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Ghar me sab apas me busy he. Naina, raj and Naveen..yahi teeno khali he. Naina ka aaj mood nahi he romance ka warna Raj abhi bedroom me hota..Koi bhi room chalta lekin Raj bahar nahi hota. Naina ne plan kiya bahar ghoomne chalte he..Naveen ka mood nahi..third wheel nahi ban na usko. Aise me Naina ko ek idea aaya..

Usne dr. Shreya Sharma ko call kiya. Phone loudspeaker me dala..

'Hey..dr. shreya.'

'Hello. Naina. Well sorry. Tumhare reception me nahi aa payi. Actually busy thi thoda.' Naveen ka muh lataka huya he..

'Dont worry. Well..just for few hours..are you free?'

'Umm Naina...Actually..Well the thing is-'

'Are you pregnant?' Naveen ne chaku uthaya..

'Nahi yrr...dont make me blush. Actually I am getting engaged today. So..u know...well..U are invited. Abhi me tumko call karne hi wali thi....so inviatation mila he tumhe..ana jarur.'

Naveen gir pada....ankhe band.

'Ohhh...U never told us about that someone special. Who is he?'

'Well....Umm..Dr. Mishra.' Naina ne Raj ko dekha with horror in her eyes..

Raj ke bhi hosh udd gaye..

'Isnt he old enough to be your...like uncle or something?'

'Actyally I ways wanted old man.. Nothing to worry about ego problem and mis-understanding.'

'Congratulation. And I'll come. Dont worry. Take care.'

Naina put the phone down. Naveen floor par hi pada he.. Naina ne uske upar pani sprinkle kiya..Naveen ne ankhe kholi..aur..

'Dil ke arma ansuyo me bah gaye..

Hum wafa karke bhi tanha rah gaye...'

'Bhai. Tujhe sirf telugu, marathi ya kannad hi suit karegi. Dad ko bolu shadi ke liye?'

'Naina..tujhe paap lagega. Khud to bhaag kar love marriage kr li. Meri arranged kara rahi he.. yrr. Kya kami he mujhme..Usko aaj tak meri ankho me bhara pyaar nahi dikha?'

'Dikha na bhai..pyaar dikha. Lekin tujhme  usko apna bhai najar aya..Pahle hi propose maar deta to ye nahi hota.'

'I was serious this time. Me single hi na mar jau kahi?'

'Bhai. Shreya se jyada khubsurat uski would be step daughter he.'

Naveen ke kaan khade huye. Usne ansu ponche..Well ansu were imaginary.

'Date set kara meri.'

'Kal. Abhi chalte he kahi ghoomne.' Naveen ko pasand nahi aaya Naina ka plan...lekin tute dil ka ilaaz karna he..sath chala gya..

Jab Raj ke cousins ne dekha ki bhaisa bahar ja rahe he..Raj ke piche lg gaye..

Kunal and Karan. Raj ke chacha sa ke bete.

Virendra bhai sa.. Bade chacha sa ke bete.. ek sister bhi he... Nitu.. married he.... New zealand me he abhi. Gift bhej diya tha usne..kunal and Karan chhote chacha sa ke bache. Raj is only child of his parents. Kunal and Karan...10 years old. Twins he

Raj ko pakad kar chillane lage dono..

'Bhai sa..mhare ko bhi le chalo.. Hum bhi jaayenge...Mhare ko le chalo.'  

Naveen ka dimag garam huya..Pahle uski hone wali wife ki engagement kisi aur se ho gayi...ab ye bacche..

'Tohdde pra chhat se kudane ja rahe si....Chaloge?'

'Naveen..Rajasthani he dono. Punjabi lines mat maar.' Naveen ne dekha...mistake ho gayi.. Tabhi samne se dad aate dikhe...Chupchap se khada ho gya.

'Dad. Hum log delhi ghumne jaa rahe..Aap chaloge? Naveen le ja raha he..'

'Ye nikkamma Delhi ke kisi road par chhod aayega humko. Tum hi jaao. Aur Raj ka dhyaan rakhna.' Naveen ne muh banaya.. Naina ka cold blooded murder uski sari musibato ka solution he.

Kunal aur Karan Vurendra bhai sa ke sath nikal liye..Raj, Naina and Naveen..ye teeno ne ek Jeep hire ki..delhi ghumne ke liye...

Do ghante baad.

Stearing wheel Naina ke hath me he..Naina ne dekha..Raj and Naveen front par baith kar sirf idhar udhar ki baate kar rahe the..

'Raj, ye Red fort ke liye kaun sa side lu? Right ya left?'

'Dont know. May be Right side wale road par ho.'

Phir..

'Wo dekh..Raj..American tourist.'

'Ni..British he.'

'Ni..american he.'

'Ni Naveen..British he.'

'Mene bola na..american he.'

'Uske trolly par logo dekh na..Britush flag bana he.'

'Uska top par American flag he.' Naina ne piche se Naveen ke sar par ek lagaya.

Uske baad...

'Raj, Delhi ka kya cheej famous he?'

'Umm...Bahut sari chije he..like Red fort, Qutub minar, I men..capital he..to famous to hogi hi..'

'You dont know anything...Dilli ki sardi famous he..wo song ni suna- tadpaye tarsaye re...Dilli ki sardi.'

is bar Naina ne Naveen ko piche fenka..aur khud driving seat par aa gayi....isko hosh hi nahi he..bahan piche baithi he..

Naina ne delhi ke jitne road dekhe...usko koi feel nahi aayi..ectasy wali...Delhi se man bhar gya he...

Usne NH 10 par jeep bahgayi..

Raj aur Naveen so gaye.  Naina gana ga rahi he..

Hum dono do premi duniya chhod chale..

Jeevan ki hum sari rasme tod chale..

Piche se Naveen ki awaz aayi..

Shreya ki aaye mujhko yaad..

Naina ne usko ghoora and phir se gana start kiya

Jaane ab kya ho iske baad...

Hum dono do premi..

Duniya chhod chale..

Jeevan ki hum sari rasme tod chale..

Almost Shaam hone wali he...aur Naina...

Delhi Haryana border cross kar chuki he..

Itne me petrol finish..ab rukna hoga..Haryana ka koi village he..charo taraf khet...Shayad kheto me gehu(wheat) he..Lekin rainy season me wheat kaha hota he....To hell with geography..

Naina ne dekha...shaam ho chuki he..petrol finish lekin...Naveen and Raj abhi bhi so rahe he..

Itne me....15-20 log aaye...aur Unko gher liya..Naina ne socha ye log robbers honge..But unke pas cash nahi sirf cards he. Chahe adhaar card ho ya ration card.....

'Iv maare haath se ni bach sakoge tum log! Dhar lo inne.'  Teeno kidnap hone wale he..

Within 5 minutes..teeno kidnap ho bhi gaye..

Naina apna dimag dauda rahi he...

Aur

Naveen and Raj par koi asar nahi....saat janmo ki neend abhi poori karni he.

Guess guys.....what's gonna happen next. The one who guess right, her one demand will be my command.