ISHQ PAR JOR NAHI.

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'Sala berozgaar! Joru ka gulaam!' Naina gali de rahi he..

Kise?

Naveen ko..... ofcourse.

Naveen ne belan phenk kar mara he naina ke....

Wajah?

Naveen aur Shalini ki 18+ video chat ke beech me Naina aa gayi thi...nahi dekha aur suna kuch bhi nahi tha...bas Sidha naveen ke tab par hi aakar baith gayi thi..Naveen babu apna Tab couch par rakh kar saamne khade hokar shirt khol rhe the.....Suddenly Naina aayi aur couch par rakhe Tab par baith gayi aur Naveen ko char kg Aam laane ko boli. Naveen Aam to nahi laya lekin Naina ko chaar lecture jarur suna daale. Frustrated ho gya he na bechara. Naina bhi kaha kam. Usne char ke badle chaudah lecture maare...phir kya...mahabharat season 2 shuru!

Shor sunkar Raj bahar aaya....

'Naina...Ladna band karo...ek imp patient ka call he..Shor sunkar usko laga ki me macchi market me hu. Thoda tameez se raho..Kya din bhar ladna aur bakwas karna. Koi kaam karo.'

Raj aaya to tha mahabharat ka krishna ban ne....Ab Duryodhan ban gya....Naina to arjun bani huyi he hi. Khair naveen bach gya aur Naina Raj ko bewafa bol kar ghar se nikal gayi...Raj ka patient gya khadde me!

Raj ko bura laga. Naina ko aise ni daantna chahiye tha. Lekin shor bhi to bahut tha....Ab kya kare?

Biwi naraz he..Patient to hazaar milenge biwi nahi...Naina ko manana he..Jaha tak Raj ka experience he Naina ka gussa jab tak kisi par niklta nahi...wo yu hi baithi rahti he....Example he Raghav. Raj ka gussa usi bechare par nikla tha. Hospital corridor me kya jamke dhulai ki thi anina ne uski. Lekin Abhi to Naina bahar he.. pata nahi kaun bali chadega!

Raj ne naina ka no dial kiya...

Switched off.

Lo ho gya kalyaan. Biwi barood mode par he air khuli ghum rahi he.

Jab tak baarood khud ghar nahi aata, at least he can sleep. Isliye Raj gya bedroom me...Aur chadar taan kar so gya...udhar Naveen bhi shalini madam ko apni body description with demo with tharak with ----de rahe he..Sab apne me mast. Naina ki kisi ko fikra nahi.

Naina se koi pyaar hi nahi karta. Bechari naina!

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Naina gusse me ghar se chali aayi. Ghar se sidha gayi hospital. Waha jaakar usne do case dekhe..Waha gussa nahi nikala. She is responsible doc. Do case ke baad she got tired. Nikal li madam.

Naina ko gussa aa rha he. Raj ki itni himmat ki usko daanta! Naveen ne usko belan mara! Aur abhi tak usko kisi ne phone nahi kiya! Naina ka para chadne laga. Itne me usko yaad aaya ki usko apni shadi ka certificate lena he..kab ka register kara chuki he...lekin certificate nahi laayi..

Ek baar ko naina ka man huya ki divorce ke liye aaply kare...phir usko ritu ka face dikha. Usne turant ola bulayi....Certificate jaldi chahiye ab.

Naina certificate laayi..bag me rakha aur phir baith gayi office ke bahar padi bench par.

Naina wahi baith kar soch rahi he...Suddenly life fiki si ho gayi he. Raj badla badla sa he. No tension. Dekh legi use wo. Naveen ka shalini raag khatm nahi hota. Pura din wo shal shal karta rahta he...Aur ma papa bhi Patna se aaye nahi.. Aur Abhimanyu abhi tak macchli ki smell se bahar nahi aaya...

Kya naina! Life me koi thrill nahi. Shee! Aisi life se to maut bhali! Lekin baali umar me murdered ban ne koi faayda nahi...

Thak kar naina ne apni ma ko phone lagaya..

'Maaaaa......Naveen ne mujhe maara....uuuhhhhhuuuu...dady ko bolo...usko disown kare....uuuuhhhhhhuuuuaaaahhhhaaa'

Is se pahle ki Naina ki mata ji kuch reply deti...ek aadmi naina ko 10 ka note thama gya. Naina ke gusse me ghee pad gya...

'Sale! Bhikhari hoga tu! Aajkal khuleaam  ro bhi nahi sakte. Pagal karoge mujhe? Chutiya sala.'

Wese Ma ne nahi suni he gaali....Naina itni bhi  bewkoof nahi ki Apni image me batta maare. Khair uska session shuru huya..

'Naina  beta...bhai he. Thoda adjust karo.'

'Kaisa bhai! Nahi he bhai. Maa wapas aao na...pleasee....I am missing you.'

'Areee....Hum log abhi to gaye the...do mahine pahle. Naina beta tu badi ho gayi he...baccho jaisi harkate nahi karte. Accha Bata Raj kaisa he?'

'Bewafa he...aapka Raj.'

'Lad li kya us se? Baccha. Aise nahi karte. Kal ko jab tere bacche honge to tu unko kya bolegi? Ladte raho aapas me kyunki me bhi yahi karti hu? Nahi na....Your adult. Mature ho. Har jagah uuuuhhhuu dady aur jid nahi chalti beta.'

'Chhodo ma. Baache to tab honge jab Raj hone dega. Aur rahi baat mature aur adult ki...I am way too adult. Mature aur adult to kuch jyada hi hu me. Lekin abhi ye batao...ghar aana he ya nahi? Do mahine se aap maayke ho..dady ko le gayi.. I am feeling like so alone...jaise ki mera is duniya me koi nahi...dady kaha he wese?'

'Hum log bahar ghumne aaye the. He is ordering lunch. Ruk abhi bulati hu.'

'Rahne do. Enjoy your date. Budhape me date! Maje he aapke. Ek mera pati he...jawani ko jala rha he. Date sirf calender me dikhti hu mujhe to ya phir kisi confectionary shop par. Raj ka hospital uska peecha nahi chhodta...aur upar se naveen. Din bhar uska phone, chat, video call khatm nahi hota. Aisa lagta he...shalini Duty par nahi gayi balki dusre planet gayi he. Meri hi life me he Raj jaisa feeka pati. Maa me bol rahi hu...Extra marital kar lena he mujhko agar Raj aise hi karta raha to. I am so fed up. Accha aap apni date enjoy karo. Mujhe to lagta he...honeymoon mana rahi ho maayke me. Lage raho..Bbye..tata. aur ha..Jaldi aao.'

Naina ne phone rakh diya ..Uske parents ki love life kitni gulzar ho gayi he....aur uski love life! Honey singh aur badshah. Faltu lyrics and betuke mukhde. Yuck. Naina kuch kar...

Lekin kya kare naina?

Ab Parso Raj ne uske liye poha banaya tha...Kal Pasta. Lekin apne hatho se khilaya nahi. Matlab pyaar ke naam par Raj ke andar sirf formality he. Naina ko date par nahi lejata. Chalo..thik he..hospital se thak jata he...lekin sunday to free he na! Lekin nahi...Raj sunday ko sota he...aur cooking karta he..ya phir naina se baate. Naina ko kuch maja nahi aa raha. Life me kuch blasting hona chahiye.. like....jaise jaise...umm...kuch bhi..unexpected aur exciting...

Naina thak kar Ghar ja rahi he..Raaste me Use Abhi dikha....

Wo bhi with a help jo ki uski drip lekar usko garden me evening walk kara rha tha.

Ye sala lawyer bhi chuja nikla! Villain ban ne ki aukat nahi iski. Sirf ek hi action se dher ho gya...Aur dialogue aise maarta tha jaise Amreesh puri ka baap ho. Ghanchakkar.

Naina chali aayi ghar. Dinner ready he. Raj ne usko smile diya aur ek kiss. Lekin abhi bhi kuch missing he. Life boring he. Aur uski life ka dushman yani ki uska bhai...naveen....Wo banda maje se ghum raha he....sacchi shal? Mucchi shal karte huye...

Is naveen ki shadi kisi budhiya se kyu nahi huyi? Andhe ke haath bater lagi.

Khair...dekhte he...kab tak mrs. Naina Rajveer shekhwat is daal jaisi jindagi jiyengi?

Upar se 😂😂 emojis giri he....Bhagwan ko hasi aayi...Naina ko banane ke baad se 24×7 job par he bhagwan ji. Chhutti nahi mili.

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Abhi ko halka bukhar he. Us machli wali ne ek hi fatke me Abhi ko mariyal kutta bana diya. Lawyer bhaisahab do ghante dhoop me pade the...wese galti unki he.. Jis gali me wo chipa tha.. it was deserted lane. Wo to shukra ho municipality ke kachra truck ka...jo driver ne usko do ghante baad utha kar admit karwa diya tha...warna abhi ka to patta saaf tha wo bhi bina kisi hathiyar ke.

Abhimanyu tabse bedrest par he. Usko baar baar khyaal ata he...naina ka. Lekin halat aisi he ki Naina kya kisi Bahna ko ni dekh sakta dhang se . Naina ab uska junoon ban chuki he..Raj aur Naina....ek nahi ho sakte. Jab tak Bahi jinda he..

Jaldi hi kuch karna he...Abhimanyu Rai Chauhan kabhi bhi Naina Singh se alag nahi hoga.