ISHQ PAR JOR NAHI.

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Naveen ke sasural walo ka phone aya...Attend kiya Nav ke dad ne. Udhar se shuddh haryanvi me wo log apne damad ka hal puchte...idhar se shudh hindi me Naveen ke dad Naveen ko galiya dete.

'Agar hamari bahu acchi doctor nahi hoti to ab tak tujhe mene ghar se nikal diya hota! Is ladke ne kabhi mera sar uncha nahi kiya..jab dekho nak katwayi he. Abe...pure hindustan me tu hi mila tha kidnap karne ke liye? Na jane kab wo din aayega jab me iski wajah se apna sar utha pau. Is se acchi to naina he. Kabhi kidnap to nahi huyi... alert rahti he.'

Itna bol kar daddy ji to nikal liye...naveen ka mood kharab. Khair mood accha ho gya..kyunki shalu coffee la rahi he..naveen ne najar utha kar dekha..saree, bindi, jhumke, gale me nuptial chain,

Yar biwi to acchi he....

Sasural walo ke sare gunaah maaf!!!!!!

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Shadi ke functions khatm hi ni hone aa rahe. Raj ki shadi ki mehndi ni huyi..naveen ki to puri picture waki he. Aise me uske parents ka dimag kharab..

'Mere do bacche. Dono ki shadi aise hoti he jaise tv serial me shock. Mujhse ye nhi dekha ja rah..me chali Patna.' Dad ne sar hilaya ha me. Naina ki mom ja rahi apne maayke.

Raj ke dad ne sabko pack kiya ..aur train ke ticjets book kiye..Raj flight ke ticket dene wala tha..naveen ne rok liya.

'Is buddhe ko train se bhej. Hawa ni khila isko..bahut ucchalta he.'

Sab log jane ki planning me he..matlab ghar me bache char log..

Naina- Raj

Naveen- Shalini.

Naina rone lagi..ghar ka sara kaam usko hi karna hoga..boli ki mama ke yaha jayegi..

'Mummmaaa....mere ko ni rahna ...navu ke sath...uhhhuuuuu..mujhe bhi mama ke pass jana he.. dady....le chaloooo......aaaaaaahhhhaaaa.'

Naina ke parents ko pata he ki unki beti kitni gunwati he.....Daant kar nikal liye.

Sham tak poora ghar khali....

Naina ne socha ab usko safai karni padegi..to Raj ko bola ki help kare  lekin..

'Hey..Naina..'

'Ohh..hi..Shalini.'

'Actually..I was just asking..tumko koi problem to nahi..me agar kitchen samhalu ya..koi aur kaam..like some rituals.. you know.'

Naina ki jan me jan...thank you shalu..

Shalini gayi dinner banane. Raj gya garden thik karne..Naina ne sare room saaf kr diye...Naveen ke room se bahut kachra nikla..

Naveen shalu ke piche... kabhi kuch pooch rha he. Kabhi has rha he.. uski wali straightforward he..kitchen se bahar aya.....Naina ko bulane...dekha bada sa dustbin lekar aayi he. Has pada.

'Hoo hoo.hoooo..Ek psychatrist ban gayi kam wali.. waah. Wese itna kachra! Poora colony saaf kiya kya? Municipalty me bolu teri salary ke liye?'

Naina ne usko ghoora..boli kuch nahi..dustbin lekar bahar ja rahi he..itne me Naveen ki najar padi dustbin se bahar jhnakte.........uske pyaare se blue lower par. Turant pahchan liya..

'Abe oye..ye kapde kyu he is dustbin me?'

'Gandagi he. Bahar fekne ja rahi hu. Dimag mt kha...warna pakad ye dustbin. Khud hi handle kar.'

Naina usko dustbin thama kr andar chali gayi..

Naveen ne socha laao apna lower hi check kar lu...kya bharosa is pagal ka...fenkne wali ho to?