ISHQ PAR JOR NAHI.

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I am not available until 13. It was half written...so poora karke publish kar diya.. Dont know accha he ya bura..

Lawyer Abhimanyu ......He is not better than the person Abhimanyu is. Matlab...as  a lawyer bhi wo nikamma hi he....

Kaun banda ek hospital ke samne apni law ki dukan kholta he?

Aur koi nahi...apna Abhimanyu. He has been here since last five to six months. Beemar hone ke bad log insurance claim karte he...lete nahi he. Lekin kaun samjhaye is Bande ko! Gharwalo ko koi tension nahi he......because Agar wo Gahr par rahega to tension hogi.. Abhi Ghar nahi he. To twnsion bhi nahi he. Abhimanyu ka kam hi he...chillana. hamesha apne palace me naukro par cheekhta aur chillata rahta he. Khair......Right now he is in his flat. Office ke liye niklana he...so Saj raha he Prince of Badmer!!!!

Wese Abhi ne ye notice nahi kiya he...last do din se uski car ke piche ek e-rickshaw ghoom rha tha. Abhi ki car ko ek bar thoka bhi tha us rickshaw wale ne....Abhimanyu tab us ko apni shahi maafi de aya tha..

Poora saj dhaj kar Abhi ne gate khola aur bahar jane ke liye ladam nikala.....tabhii...

'Macchi le lo....Macchi..' uske kaan ke pas hi ek Macchi wali...I mean fish vendor chilla padi. Abhi ke kaan phat te phat te bache.

'Ni lena...I am vegetarian.' Abhi ne usko thoda door kiya khud se..She is smelling bit....bit strange. Aisa lag rha he..talab(pond) me ghus kar machli nikali he....Abhi ka mood nahi ye morning kharab karne ka isliye usne us aurat ko mana kiya. Lekin morning me ek chikna lawyer suit pahnkar niklega to kaun nahi pakdega! Jeb katne ko....Gale me daalne ko nahi....So that lady vendor again started.

'Macchi le le...mungda!'

'Nahi lena na..'

'Le le na...Kunde'

'Aage aur bhi log he.. unko bechiye....Hume nahi lena.'

'Sirf ek macchi se kya ho jayega? Le lo babu.'

'Macchi khareed kar usko swimming sikhaye Hum? Ni lena...bol diya na..dont waste my time.'

'halkat! Ek macchi se tera time waste hota he! Agar tu ek macchi hota to? Tu bhi tadpta....chhatpatata....lekin koi ni leta....thik wese hi ye macchi he..usko agar tu khareed lega to kya ho jayega?'

'Hum kyu khareede ye macchi? Nai lena na...Hum vegetarian he. Samajh ni ata?'

'Veg he? Ek kaam kar...macchi ko Aloo imagine kar lena...chal nikal 500.'

Abhi could have given her a lecture lekin time nahi tha.. Naina 9 baje hospital pahuch jati he.. Usko naina se milna he aaj..Naina ko samjhana he ki Raj ek accha aadmi nahi he...he is just intern. Aur wo prince to She should have considered his request first...lekin is macchi wali ne dimag khali kar ke rakha he...He ran and turned into lane trying to hide.

He took a sigh of relief when he didnt spot her any longer..

'Gayi. Thank god!..Kaise kaise log macchi bechte he.'

'Kya bola be! Kaise kaise log ka kya matlab? Ab hum log kaam dhandha bhi catrgory se karenge! India barbaad to tum logo ne hi ki he...reservation...category. kya He ye  sab? Maut me koi reservation ya quota hota he? Ki general walo ki maut sabse baad me hogi aur sc st ki pahle? Lagta to pada likha he...lekin soch bahut giri he teri. Mujhko dekh...sirf macchi bechti hu lekin waqt se kitna aage sochti hu. Chal macchi khareed aur apne paapo ka prayshchit kr.'

Abhi ka bp badne laga...Uska dimag kharab. Abhimanyu se jab raha nahi gya to usne apna phone nikala....aur

'Hello,.police station! Ji....Hum abhimanyu bol rahe he.'

Udhar se awaz aayi..'Sir,.aise to him C.M. bol rahe he...problem batiyiye...time khoti mat kijiye.'

'Nonsense! Suno..ek macchi wali hume apni macchi jabardasti bech rahi he...She is teasing me no Actually harassing me. India me ladko ke harassment par koi law nahi he kya?'

'Ae mr. Me hi mila pakane ko! Macchi wali macchi nahi bechegi to kya aalu bechegi? Aur agar tu ek macchi khareed lega to kaun si aafat aa jayegi? Ek kam kar...macchi khareed usko pani me daal....Phir ek gent maccha khareed...usko bhi same pani me daal...aur phir imraan hashmi ke songs play kar...uske baad dono naye naye macche denge....Phir un ke macche....aage un maccho ke macche...Aise hi ek din Itne macche honge ki Tu un ko bech kar crorepati ban jaayega...chal .apne bright future ke liye macchi khareed aur haaa..age se phone kiya to non bailable case me andar daalunga! Samjha....Macchi bech kar koi harass karta he kya? Un logo ko kamane bhi nahi dega...phone rakh sale'

abhimanyu got hyper listenning cremation of his so called izzat...But in sab ke waabjud wo macchi wali waha se hili nahi...Abhimanyu ka dimag kharab.

'Dekhiye.....HUm macchi nahi lenge! Hum ek vegetarian he..Please....Jaane dijiye mate...raham khayiye hum par.' Abhimanyu ne hath jode.

'Naa....Me raham baad me khaaungi pahle tu macchi kha. Ye le...pakad. Tujhe pata he ye mamuli macchi nahi he..Agar isko abhi ni pakda to ye badi hokar shark ban jaayegi aur hum logo ko khayegi. Isliye tu isko abhi khakar khatm kar. ' abhimanyu ke haath me us aurat ne ek macchi thama di. Abhi ko smell se nausea ho gya...macchi chhod kar wahi shuru ho gya....Subah ka breakfast nikalna...

He started puking......

Aur macchi wali apni sari macchi chhod kar chalti bani...lekin Abhimanyu un sab Pisces prajati ki bacchiyo ko dekh kar wahi road par hi gir gya.....wese girne se pahle Body ke amdar ka almost 60% pani aur sara breakfast bahar nikal chuka tha..

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Raj ko hospital jana he...Naina ka ata pata nahi...Naveen ne chai banayi...aur raj ne nashta...9 bajne me sirf 20 minutes he.. Lekin naina gayab.

Raj ne kuch khaya nahi...he is getting restless with each passing second. Udhar Naveen ko bhi thodi tension huyi...Subah subah ye pagal kaha nikal gayi..kal se iske gale me ek rassi bandh kar rakhega wo

Akhir kar Raj se raha nahi gya..

'Subah subah Naina pata nahi kaha chali gayi? I am so tensed. Pata nahi kis haal me hogi bechari? Jab se abhi se takrayi..tensed thi..Lagta he abhi ne hi kuch kar diya...Naveen...tu police ko call kar...Naina ka phone bhi ghar he..'

Naveen kuch kar pata..is se pahle hi Naina aa gayi..sath me ek bag tha...

Raj ne jab usko dekh to uchal kar us tak pahucha aur hug kar liya....lekin...

'Naina...your smelling gross!......Yuck! Kaun se talab me ghusi ho?'

'Its yamuna baby...Kumbh chal rha he na...socha paap dho lu. Ganga afford nahi kar paayi to jamuna sahi..Wo sab chhodo...Office ke liye niklo...jana nahi he kya?'

Raj looked at her..Kya naya kaand kar ke aayi he ye? Lekin jaise smile.de rhi he lagta ki saamne wale ka hi kalyaan huya hoga. Raj neglected it.

Naina special Nuclear bomb he....Bina phate dusro ko udati he....

naveen office ke liye aur Raj Naina hospital ke liye nikal liye....Hospital pahuch kar naina ne saamne wale building ki taraf dekha...

Third floor par lagne wali law ki dukan band he...Naina ne Raj ko  gaal par kiss kiya...aur dono andar chal diye...