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This is War (Part 2)

A/N Ok, look I know I haven't posted in forever, but let me take a moment to say that Avenger 's Group Chat has officially reached 1.3K reads! That't the most I've ever gotten! Thank you guys so much!!! And I'd like to thank you for putting this story on you're reading list! Now, onto the story!

Loki's POV:

I was in charge of pranking my brother.

This will definately be interesting. 

I crept into his room as quietly as I could. I silently closed it when I did. Of course I had my goodies outside that I had to get to. "Thor, brother. You are in for a delightful treat." I said. 

The thing about Thor is that he could sleep through a lot of things. I could pretty much do anything I wanted to him, which made it best for a prankster like me, not having any limits and all.

So I set up all  of my traps for Thor.

'Huh. Still not enough.' I thought. I pondered for a moment, thinking of what else I could do. I then got the best idea. I smirked. I walked over to Thor's closet and peaked inside. I grabbed his clothes one by one, throwing them on the floor. 

I looked at one. "Outdated," I tossed it being my shoulder. "So yesterday," I said while throwing it in the pile. "2010," It had landed on top of the clothes. I frowned at one of his clothes. "Oh, come on brother, are you still living in the Early Ages?" That last one was definately going into the pile.

After I had done what I needed to do I frowned, still unsatisfied. I figured what I'd done to Thor was not at all enough. I rummaged though his drawers and found the key element of the prank; 

A Sharpie.

And I drew, and I drew, and I drew like the fine artists on Asgard. And let me tell you. Thor, he now looked like...pretty much every Midgard rapper.

I laughed at the thought of Thor being a rapper. Ha! This oaf couldn't even sing for his life.

Before I left the room, I turned around. "Thor," I smiled. "I hope you die." I paused for a few seconds. "Happiest Day of Jest, brother!"

And with that, I left the room. What? I really mean't it! I really do want him to die...

Scott's POV:

I was the one who was in charge of pranking the King of Wakanda, T'Challa. I've never really pranked a Prince before, so I don't know how this will go...hopefully well.

I walked under the door, get it....I had my suit on so I just.....no...ok...Anyway I walked under the door and just as expected saw. T'Challa sleeping. I held the objects in my hand. Oh boy was he going to be mad. 

I did my job, making the suit, "extra girly" as Cassie would call. I then quietly exited the room, going downstairs towards the main room to waited and see what we were all going  on to do to Captain America.

3rd Person POV:

"Is everyone here? We aren't missing anyone, right?" Tony asked looking around.

"Nope we're all here, Mr. Stark." Peter responded. Tony nodded. "Great, now, I've got everything we need right here. So now here's what we're gonna' do to Cap'. We're gonna...wait, why is Vision here?!?" Tony yelled when he saw him sitting on the sofa next to Peter.

"Oh, he wanted to join in." Peter said. Tony gave him a look that said 'I don't buy this bullcrap' "He even helped me prank Wanda, he's good." he said reassuringly. Tony sighed. "Whatever. He can come too. Now, here's what we're gonna' do to Cap'....

Timeskip

Everybody had made it outside Captain's room. Tony gave a signal and Sam opened the door. Everybody peaked in the room to see a Captain America asleep in his bed.

Tony signaled for everybody to go in. The team filed in the room, Clint closing the door behind them. "Ok, mission humiliate Steve Rogers is a go." And with that, everybody started doing something to Captain America, whether it was messing with him or his room. Vision was keeping guard at the door.

"Watch out! Put him in carefully!" Tony whisper yelled while grabbing his legs. Clint scoffed. "Says the guy who almost let him fall off the bed!" he whisper yelled back. 

"What do you think, more stars? Peter questioned with the paint roller in his hand. Sam nodded while smirking. "It would technically be disrespectful to the country if we didn't." "Good point." Peter said while painting some more stars. 

"Do you think we need more glass?" Loki questioned. Everyone stopped to look at the floor and all had horrified expression on their faces. "What are you doing!" We aren't trying to kill him! Pick the glass up!"  

Loki scoffed, annoyed. "Whatever, muggle."

Tony blinked. "Was that a-

"Yes a Harry Potter reference, Stark. You act like I'm completely clueless to the most popular fandoms."

"Oh yeah, I forgot the bookworm reads. The movies are better, though."

Loki growled. "Says the man who probably hasn't ever read the books." Tony shrugged. "True. Not gonna' lie. Although Screenrant never lies..."

"Man, I can't beleive you were about to put glass shards on the floor! I can't even imagine what you did to Thor." Clint says.

"Oh, nothing really, just the usual Jest Day pranks..." Loki trailed off.

Timeskip

Soon the team was done and out the door. "California, here we come!" Stark yelled before getting on the plane.

A/N: Ok, guys, if you're interested, read my book Human in Zootopia!  I just updated a chapter, and yeah, that's all for that.

Btw, anybody watch America's Got Talent? Did you guys hear about Michael Ketterer?  I can't beleive he got arrested! Just so many lives being efd up when they're famous. What makes it even sadder is that he got arrested the day after he was on AGT like, 'tf, really, you messed up your life that quick?'