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This is War (Part 1)

A/N: Hey, peeps! Yes, I know I'm not dead. And holy fudge! I'm at 550+ views! That's literally the highest amount of reads I've ever gotten! Thank you guys so much! Now, onto the story!

3rd Person POV:

April. What a wonderful season.. What day in April, you ask? 1st. The 1st of April. That's the best day in the world for the Avengers, right? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No. It. Is. Not.

A couple of the Avengers knew what day it was, and had planned a wonderful evening for the day. Not. But that team consisted of Tony, Loki, Clint, Spider-Man, Sam, and Scott. That left them to prank Steve, Bruce, Thor, Natasha, Wanda, T'Challa, and Buckey. Oh boy, won't this be fun!

Spider-Guy- Um, Mr. Stark.... can we go over the plan one more time. I mean, of course I understand it, but I just want to make sure that the rest of the team understands it....

TheRealIronMan- Kid, really?

.....

Caw!Caw!- Just explain it again for the kid, T

TheRealIronMan- Ughhhhhh, ok. This is what's gonna happen.

TheRealIronMan- We're going to do the pranks on the guys, and then meet in the main room, to go prank the big fish together. When we're done, we're gonna make a break for it at the nearest exit, so they can't get us. Then, we can get on a plane and head to Sacramento, I hear it's lovely this time of year. Great beaches, great restaurants, AND great clubs! Got it now, kid?

Spider-Guy- Yep! Can't wait, to get there.

TheRealIronMan- Me too, which is why nobody is gonna screw this up.

Caw!Caw!- Don't worry, we're not.

Scott- Yeah, everything is gonna be ok!

Loki- Mortals, can we please stop talking about the plan and do it?

TheRealIronMan- You're right reindeer games, let's go!

Peter's POV:

Mr. Stark gave me the task of pranking Wanda. I had to put up all of the tin foil Tony Stark gave me in her room. I quietly opened the door and tiptoed inside, pulling along a red wagon, that had all the tin foil in it. Until... I looked at the bed. 

There, I saw a sleeping Wanda. 

And Vision.

A.

Fully.

Awake.

Vision.

Oh, Fudge.

He just stared at me for a minute. And let me tell you that minute was an awkward minute of silence minute, making it worse than a regular minute.

He finally then took Wanda's body off of him, since she was leaning against him. Then he got up and started walking. To. Me.

"Why are you here Peter. He asked calmly. "Is something wrong?" He then looked at the red wagon of tin foil. "And why do you have tin foil?" He again asked calmly. I gulped. Do you know what April 1st is?" He thought about it for a moment then looked back at me. "The first day of April? I do not understand. Care to elaborate?"

"April 1st is also known as April Fools?" I then explained the hoday to him. "Interesting. A day of pulling these so called, pranks." He said more of it to himself. He then looked down at me again. And, if my theory is correct, you are here to prank Wanda," He then guesturrd to the wagon of tin foil. "With this." He said. I slowly nodded. He then looked confused. "What is the point of the holiday?" I gulped again. "T-the w-w-whole point of the holiday is that you can play any p-pr-prank and get away with it." Vision continued to look at me and nodded. "Interesting."

Who else is involved in this, April, 1st holiday?" "Me, Tony, Loki, Clint, Sam, and Scott." Won't the other Avengers get upset by the pranks?" I nodded. "That's the whole point." "Won't they try to prank you guys then?" I shook my head. "Nope. We're going to California to wait it out." I then had an idea. "Hey, Vision?" "Yes, Peter Parker." "How would you like to prank Wanda?"

Clint's POV:

I chuckled under the vent I was in as I watched a sleeping Natasha in the vents. Was she in for a treat or what? I a little bucket with me to keep the mouse traps in. I tied a rope to it and slowly lowered it down, not making any noise. I then jumped out the vent, not making a sound when I hit the floor.

Natasha's room was an average room she had a queen sized bed with black sheets and comforter. The walls were a creamy shade of white. She didn't have any posters or anything hanging up, but she had this cork board on her desk area, hanging with pictures of the Avengers and some of her other friends.

I looked at a picture of just me and her on the far left, it was when we had gone hiking in the mountains. It was fun. I had been the one who had complained that we should turn back, but Nat insisted that we climb to the very top. And we did. And after we got down we went to Taco Bell, although, she had insisted that we should go somewhere else "healthier" for her figure. But we still went there. I got tacos while she got a burrito.

I smiled and turned away from the board, ready to set up the traps.

Tony's POV:

It was time to get my science bro. I sneaked into his room and opened the door. It was go time. Bruce was in his bed, sound asleep. His room was normal, he just had a desk with a chair, bed, and a nightstand. Everything in its proper place. But not for long...

I grabbed my green paint and began to start my masterpiece. 

Sam's POV:

I quietly opened the door to Bucky's room. I had the tools I needed for the prank in my hand. Oh boy, is this fella gonna get it or what? I slowly worked my way over to him. He was laying in the bed with both of his arms out on each side, making this prank easy.

I worked my magic and then slowly stepped out of the room, closing the door behind me. With Bucky's prized possession in my hand I made my way to the kitchen downstairs. I got a huge pot of water, and put his property in the pot. After that, I put it in the freezer to freeze. I chuckled. Bucky is going to be so mad when he wakes up.

A/N: Ok, so I know I didn't get to everyones prank or say what they were, but all of that will be continued in part 2. I'll see you guys in the next update!