A/N: Aye, y'all, I'm back! And let me just say, 1.6K reads!? You guys are amazing! I haven't been posting because I finally finished watching all 5 POTC movies! The ending was sooooo sad! I'm not gonna spoil anything if you still haven't seen it, but let me tell you all..
The fourth movie was complete garbage. Don't waste your time watching it.
Anyway, onto the story!
Sacramento, California
"Yeah baby, I like it like that
You gotta believe me when I tell you
I said I like it like that
You gotta believe me when I tell you
I said I like it like"
The radio blasted at the Sacramento, California beach. Tony and Sam were bobbing their heads to the rhythm of the catchy music. It was just the perfect time of the year to go to the beach. The sun was shining, there wasn't a single cloud in sight, a soft breeze blew up against everyone's hair. Paradise it was indeed.
"Now I like dollars, I like diamonds
I like stunting, I like shining
I like million dollar deals
Where's my pen? B*tch I'm signin'"
Tony sang along (very badly may I add) to the song. The part seemed to fit his character perfectly.
"I like those Balenciagas, the ones that look like socks
I like going to the jeweler, I put rocks all in my watch"
Peter now started to sing along, which earned a glare from Tony. "Kid, aren't you too young to listen to this?" Peter glanced at Stark and held up his certain finger. Tony gave a small nod. "Ok, question answered."
"I like texts from my exes when they want a second chance
I like proving n****s wrong, I do what they say I can't
They call me Cardi Bardi, banging body
Spicy mami, hot tamale
Hotter than a Somali, fur coat, Ferrari"
"Come on Loki! Afraid of getting wet?" Clint yelled across the beach.
Loki grunted. "For the fiftieth time bird-brain, I'm not going swimming!
Now go bother someone else that isn't me!"
"Hop out the stu', jump in the coupe (the coupe)
Big Dipper on top of the roof
Flexing on b*tches as hard as I can
Eating halal, driving the Lam'"
Vision was in a beach chair reading The Fault in Our Stars. Peter had recommended the book to him and of course, he just had to go to Stark's library to find the book. Luckily, he found it, and he had started reading as soon as he boarded the plane.
"Told that b*tch I'm sorry though
'Bout my coins like Mario (Mario)
Yeah they call me Cardi B, I run this sh*t like cardio"
Peter then turned the radio down and sat up in his chair. "Wait, hold on, Mr. Stark, I'm a little concerned with this plan of yours." Tony sat up. "What's wrong kid?"
"Well it's just, something we didn't think about when we made this plan-"
Tony sighed. "Kid, what is it?"
"Well, we didn't actually discuss when we would actually go home."
He sighed again, but deeper. "Didn't I already explain this? I really thought that we already explained this? Didn't we already talk about this, Sam?"
Sam held a thumbs up while still reading his magazine.
"We go back in a week." Tony said while lying back down.
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