The Butterfly Birthmark (A King Dice and Child reader)

Randomness

*Editing the Story while talking with Kira*

Devil: No no no no

Me: Hey Dev- *Got punched in the stomach and Groans* WHAT THE FUCK!

Devil: you are one my very best friend's and I cannot stand by and let you throw your life like this your Too young!

Me: what the fuck are you talking about?

Devil: I'm Talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now

Kira: See ya *Leaves*

Me: *twitches my Eye* I'm not Pregnant!

Devil: Not after that punch you're not. I've been taking multi classes

Me: I was never Pregnant Devil.

Devil: oh..uh...are you sure?

Me: Yes I'm F*ucking sure!

you: I'm sorry but why the Fuck is everybody yelling over here?

Devil: Oh I found this positive pregnancy test and there was....

you: *Punches my stomach*

Me: AH MOTHER F*CKER!

My sister: Oh that's mine *Takes it and went to throw it away*

Me: Why'd you put it in my Trashcan??

Devil: *Pokes me* you still alive?

Me: Yes I'm alive but I get payback.

You: .....F*ck Devil Run!!!

You and Devil: *Running away*

Me: *messes around with a wand* Meh maybe later.