In the car- Roc and Leslie
Roc: You okay now?
Leslie: yeah.
Roc: Good. By the way, you look beautiful right now.
Leslie: Oh, so I don’t look beautiful any other time? Oh, okay then. (turns head)
Roc: I didn’t mean it like that.
Leslie: (turns around and kisses his jaw lightly repeated times) I know, and thank you.
Roc: babe I- WHAT THE F*CK!
Leslie: What?!
Roc: What the hell is that?! (pointing to floor)
Leslie: What?!
Roc: That!! (pointing)
Leslie: What?!
Roc: That thing on the floor!
Leslie: Roc, what are you talking about?!
Roc: (pulls over and gets out of car and walks away)
Leslie: Baby, where are you going?!
Roc: (picks up a stick and walks back over to the car)
Leslie: And exactly what do you plan on doing with that?
Roc: get out the car.
Leslie: Huh?
Roc: Get out the car.
Leslie: What, no.
Roc: Leslie, sweetie please get out of the car, right now is not the time to argue.
Leslie: Fine, but promise me one thing.
Roc: What?
Leslie: Never call me sweetie again. You sound like my grandfather.
Roc: (shakes head) Just come out.
Leslie: (gets out)
Roc: (takes the stick and jabs around the floor)
Leslie: (rolls her eyes and crosses her arms) babe.
Roc: What?
Leslie: What the hell are you doing?
Roc: I (jab) thought (jab) I (jab) saw (jab) a snake.
Leslie: A snake?
Roc: yes. I saw a – OH SH*T LES, LOOK!! (runs away from the car onto the side walk)
Leslie: What? (walks over to the car and looks for the snake) Baby, I don’t see anything.
Roc: Look under the mat!
Leslie: (looks under the mat and sees the snake, and sees its color) Roc I don’t think snakes are this color.
Roc: And how would you know? Are you a snake expert? No? I DIDN’T THINK SO.
She picks up the mat and looks at the snake. She noticed its shining. She touches it and notices its hard. She pulls the wole thing out and sees it’s a toy snake.
Leslie: (thinks) This n*gga is….OMG.
She shakes her had and picks it up.
Leslie: First of all, calm yourself before I slap the curl out of your pretty little hair.
Roc: (-_-) Fine.
Leslie: Second, this is not real snake Roc.
Roc: prove it.
