One-shots

Say No To This [Hamilton]

Then I said, "Well, I should head back home," She turned red, she led me to her bed let her legs spread and said:

Stay?

Oh god, I can't do this. It's wrong, I'm married. I can't.

That's when I began to pray: Lord, show me how to say no to this, I don't know how to say no to this

But my God, she looks so helpless and her body's saying, "Hell, yes."

She looks so... No! I can't let her seduce me into this. I can't do that to my wife.. my Eliza. Dear lord how can I say no to this?

In my mind, I'm tryin' to go

Go! Go! Go!

Then her mouth is on mine, and I don't say...

No! No! Say no to this!

I'm sorry. I wish this didn't happen. I'm so so sorry.

A month into this endeavor I received a letter

From a Mr. James Reynolds, even better, it said:

Dear Sir, I hope this letter finds you in good health and in a prosperous enough position to put wealth in the pockets of people like me: down on their luck you see, that was my wife who you decided to

Fuuuu...

Uh-oh! You made the wrong sucker a cuckold. So time to pay the piper for the pants you unbuckled and hey, you can keep seein' my whore wife, If the price is right: if not I'm telling your wife

Nononono! How could I let this happen? What was I thinking?!

I hid the letter and I raced to her place screamed, "How could you?!" in her face

She said:

No, sir!

Half dressed, apologetic, a mess, she looked pathetic, she cried:

Please don't go, sir!

So was your whole story a setup?

I don't know about any letter!

I didn't mention any letter. She was in on it! She tricked me.

Stop crying. Goddammit, get up!

I didn't know any better

I am ruined...

Eliza.. No I can't let her know about this..

So?

Nobody needs to know