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i'm writing this at 3 in the morning, be thankful

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Ok, so, after I made it back to my room, I decided to list a things that should be important.

Number One, don't piss Tim off. After that problem when I was practically about to die and Tin didn't help me, that was when I realized Time hates me.

So, Number one is to not make Tiny angry.

Number Two, always go to Edd for help. Edd is really mad at Tom (I can tell) and Edd is really good at comforting! Plus, he's my boyfriend, so it makes it weird if I don't go to him.

Number Three, it's Todd, not Tord. Tudd told me his name was Toff and not Toss, so of course, I need to remember that Tito's name is Tods.

Number Four... what was number four again?

Number Five, don't make Tin and Tind interfere. Told and Tem get really mad at each other, so it's better to keep that separate!

Number Seven, ask Torf to move into my apartment because I have an apartment.

Number Eight, buy bug spray to get all those nasty, crusty, dusty ass bugs out of my beautiful room.

Number Eleven.. wait, is Ringo alive?

Number Twenty-One, ha. This number is a meme.

Number Thirty Five, winking is bad, wonk instead.

Number Fifty Nine, where am I going with this list?

Number One Thousand, yay! I hit one thousand!

Wait, what was I doing again?

Oh yeah! A list!

Ok, so Number One, don't piss Tim off. After that problem when I was practically about to die and Tin didn't help me, that was when I realized Time hates me.

So, Number one is to not make Tiny angry.

Number Two, always go to Edd for help. Edd is really mad at Tom (I can tell) and Edd is really good at comforting! Plus, he's my boyfriend, so it makes it weird if I don't go to him.

Number Three, it's Todd, not Tord. Tudd told me his name was Toff and not Toss, so of course, I need to remember that Tito's name is Tods.

Number Four... what was number four again?

Number Five, don't make Tin and Tind interfere. Told and Tem get really mad at each other, so it's better to keep that separate!

Number Six, don't forget!

Number Seven, ask Torf to move into my apartment because I have an apartment.

Number Eight, buy bug spray to get all those nasty, crusty, dusty ass bugs out of my beautiful room.

Number Eleven.. wait, is Ringo alive?

Number Twenty-One, ha. This number is a meme.

Number Thirty Five, winking is bad, wonk instead.

Number Fifty Nine, where am I going with this list?

Number One Thousand, yay! I hit one thousand!

Wait, what was I doing again?

Oh yeah! A list!

Ok, so Number One, don't—

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this is just a filler chapter

also, i'm going to do some social interaction (im an extrovert) and party with two friends who you (should) know, UnpleasantOverbite and the other beaut is in the progress of making a wattpad account in the afternoon so : )

but we will have a lovely slumber party so i will try to update this book when i have time.

also,

what the heck! i'm so thankful!!

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what the heck! i'm so thankful!!

thank you for reading, voting and commenting on this book! i love you all!

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