the obligatory wattpad premium rant and what it means

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the obligatory wattpad premium rant and what it means

Ok. Spoiler. I guess? Not really.

I don't live in the US. Or Australia. Or any other english-speaking powerhouse country Wattpad is offering Wattpad Premium to. As such, only when I came to the U.S, maybe last year(?) did I see the new button pop up for Wattpad Premium on my desktop.

At first, I kind of ignored it because my laziness extends itself enough to actually prevent me from scrolling anywhere outside of the usual places i scroll and click on. Sometimes I'm too lazy to even click on links. Eventually I got around to finding out what it was-also because of this:

It was one of those rare occasions when I actually scrolled to the bottom of my profile page

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It was one of those rare occasions when I actually scrolled to the bottom of my profile page. These nice half-assed looking colour swatches popped up. Out of curiosity, I clicked the aqua green one just to see what would happen, and I was graced with this:

 Out of curiosity, I clicked the aqua green one just to see what would happen, and I was graced with this:

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Now, tell me. Why should I pay

so I can get my profile in an aqua green and no ads? Haha, you see this boy right here?

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so I can get my profile in an aqua green and no ads? Haha, you see this boy right here?

so I can get my profile in an aqua green and no ads? Haha, you see this boy right here?

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