Agent Arizona: Season 16

Sis and Tuc's Adventure

Sister aims the time gun and opens a portal next to the base. Tucker walks up and sees. 

"Tight!" Sisters states. 

"Nice. You figure it all out?" Tucker asks. 

"Yeah, it's easy. It's just a click wheel. You just wind it backwards until you get the right date." 

"Weird." 

"So...you want to talk about yesterday?" 

"Sure. I thought about what you said. The celebrity plan. I'm in! I got my list and everything." 

"Awesome!" Sister says in sing-song. "Let's get it on with some dead people! Where do we start?" 

"The '90s." Tucker says bluntly. 

"The 1890s? Don't tell me that you also have a thing for Jack the Ripper!" Sister scowls. 

"The 1990s! Number one on my list is the Spice Girls!" Tucker declares. 

Sister raises her eyebrows. "...All of them?" 

"Yeah, all of them! What, you don't think I can do it with the Spice Girls?" 

"What if you set your sights more realistically? Like...Scary Spice!" 

"Listen, K. I'm a space hero from the future with a magical sword. I'm what every girl wants! What they really really want!" Tucker says grinning. 

Sister laughs in disbelief. "Oh, god." 

"Don't belittle me!" Tucker snaps. 

"Sorry, it's just...that swagger! I thought you would've grown out of it a little by now." 

"No, I've grown into it. I'm basically the new Church, but way less whiny."  

"Oh! Should I be throwing myself at your feet?" Sister teases. 

"Eh...you're not really my type anymore, honestly." Tucker says shrugging. 

Sister growls in annoyance. "Get over it, Tucker. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings." 

"You didn't! I don't have feelings. But seriously, for the record? You and me did it!" 

"No, we didn't! I remember, you freaked out!" 

"Because someone was watching us!" Tucker argues. 

"There was no one in the cave but us." Sister reminds him. 

"Someone was peeping on my peeper! But it still counts because we had..." Tucker clears his throat. "...started the act." 

"That's not how I remember it." Sister retorts shaking her head. 

"K! The hotdog truck was in the garage! It counts!" 

"The clown car broke down turning into the driveway. Doesn't count." 

"The stretch limo was inside the multi-level parking structure. Counts." 

"The monocycle got a flat tire and the driver had no spares." 

"No, that ain't the thing!" Tucker protests. 

"You can count it if you want, I don't give a heck. I mean, geez, that might push me to triple digits." Sister proclaims. 

"We could find out. If anyone was watching us. If the hotdog truck was in the garage, or the driveway! We could go back in time and see!" 

"Uh, heck yeah! Time travel to watch myself get it on? I've always wanted to originate a fetish!"