Agent Arizona: Season 16

Docudrama

On Jax's movie set, Zone, Wash, and Carolina watch from the sidelines as they see Zone and Carolina's actor selves talk amongst each other. 

"Rachel Church...will you mar-hahahaha!" Zone's actor starts laughing hysterically. 

"Cut!" Jax then walks up to the female actor duo. "Sara, why is it, every time you do the proposal you just laugh like an insane asylum?" 

Zone's actor now known to be Sara, stands from her kneeing position, chuckling. "I'm sorry, I just feel like so weird doing this." 

As Jax and Sara bicker, Carolina looks at Zone. "Why is your actor...female?" 

"Jax said he couldn't find any guys to play my part for some reason. Why? I don't know. HEY!" Jax and Sara look at Zone. "Here's an idea: get a freaking guy to play my part!" 

Sister then runs up behind them. "Ooh! Is there some women on women action going on? Let me in on that!" 

Jax turns to the cameraman. "Did you get that?" 

The cameraman nods. "Yeah." 

"Moving on!" 

"Friends and fellow citizens!" George announces. "That is a wrap on the Carzone proposal vignette! A Unit is shooting Grimmons next. B Unit proceeds straight to the highway chase." 

"Dang it!" Sister says disappointed. 

"Hey, Kaikaina. When did you get here?" Carolina asks. 

"Just showed up with Tucker and Grif. Come on!" Sister leads the Freelancers to Tucker, Caboose, and the Reds on the beach. 

Wash extends his hand to Tucker. "Hey." 

"Hey!" Tucker shakes Wash's hand, glad to see his friend on his feet. 

"No way!" Simmons says in awe. 

Grif grins. "Yeah, dude!" 

"No wa-hay!" 

"Yeah, buddy. I'm gonna need your help coming up with some more sword puns. Mine are getting a bit...dull!" 

"I hope I can cut it!" Simmons says nudging him as they laugh. 

Jax then comes up with two crew members. "Heh-hey-hey, the great reunion! Minnie, you're on white, Greg, you're on tight-50, you miss a word and you swim home!" 

"Ho-ho! What's this now?" Sarge questions. 

"It's the documentary crew, here to film my meteoric rise to superstardom! Movies within movies! We're getting meta!" 

"Right. So-" Grif gets cut off by a portal opening and Donut walking through. 

"Aw! You guys are doing a beach episode without me?" Donut says jealous. 

"What do you want, Donut?" Grif inquires. "If you're here to try and stop us-" 

"Not at all! I'm here to help. Everyone, there's something I need to get off my chest!" 

"Save it!" 

"No, guys! I'm super duper sorry! This whole sticky mess...it's on me! All over me! I've screwed each and every one of you deep, with no protection! And now, I've come to help pull out, before we're all truly boned! From now on, nothing comes before my friends. They come first, and they come second. They come third, they come fourth-"

"We get it!" Grif scowls. 

"So, Grif. What's that plan of yours?" Donut asks. 

"Me and Tucker and Sister have been talking to some folks, and these folks have been saying that all of our time traveling is bad, and they want to meet about it and convince us to stop."