Agent Arizona: Season 16

Walk and Talk

Outside Jax's movie set, Carolina and Wash's Pelican lands and George walks up to them. 

"Greetings! Agents Carolina and Washington! The Director is expecting you." 

George then leads Wash and Carolina inside.

"Dear Director is in the middle of a very important meeting. However, I was told to let you right in." 

(DID ANYONE ELSE THINKING THIS WAS SOME KIND OF WEIRD CAMEO OR PUN OR WHATEVER WHEN THE CHAIRMAN AND THE DIRECTOR EXCHANGED AUDIO MESSAGES TO ONE ANOTHER IN SEASON 6?)

George leads Wash and Carolina into a room where Jax is arguing with Kohan. Another crew member in white armor stands beside Jax, holding a rocket launcher.

"You know how I feel about that word! Nothing is impossible!" Jax sneers at Kohan. 

"Okay, it's not impossible, but...launching a camera on a rocket towards human actors is... it's extremely dangerous and probably won't even work." Kohan advises, extremely scared of the possible repercussions. 

Jax laughs. "I'm not an idiot! I know it probably won't work. But that just means we have to do a lot of takes! It may take weeks." 

"We can't! We can't. Dear sweet god, my chest. We can't-" Kohan then collapses to the ground choking and coughing. 

"We'll cram it in right before we re-shoot the first act. There's a defibrillator in the hallway, Kohan. Or do you need me to do that for you, as well?" Jax scoffs. 

George then intervenes. "Pardon me...ah...you have guests, sir." 

"IF THEY'RE FROM THE STUDIO, YOU CAN TELL THEM TO WAIT IN THE FREAKING TRASH COMP-" Jax stops when he sees Wash and Carolina. "Oh hey, it's Carolina and Washington! How the heck are you guys? How's the neck, Wash?"

Wash brushes his fingers along his throat. "It's okay." 

"Oh, I'm so psyched you guys are here! Let me give you the grand tour." 

"No...more...tours...we need...to shoot scenes..." Kohan gasps out. 

Ignoring the air-deprived man, Jax the shows the Freelancers around the studio. 

"Pretty incredible, isn't it? I had them recreate this place down to the very last detail." 

"It's...uncanny." Carolina says. 

"We spent a lot of time here?" Wash asks. 

Jax raises an eyebrow. "You don't remember? How does that even-" 

"How's the shoot going?" Carolina says cutting Jax off. 

"Well, we've had fires, sabotage, actors dying in strange circumstances, food shortages, paranormal activity, union strikes, lawsuits-in short, amazing!" 

"Are you being sarcastic?" Carolina inquires. 

"No!" Jax scoffs. "See, the best movies have the most tortured productions. And this has been the most tortured production of all time! Ergo, this is going to be the best movie of all time!" 

Carolina and Wash exchange a look.

"Makes...sense." Wash replies hesitantly. 

"Oh! This way. You guys are gonna love this." Jax then leads them inside a room that resembled Temple's Freelancer trophy room. All the actors inside posed as the dead Freelancers which Wash and Carolina were imprisoned with. 

Jax crosses his arms pridefully. "Nice, huh?" 

"Uh...certainly gives me the chills." Carolina says shuddering.