Hi..I'm Ashley's bestie and just posting some jokes(^-^ゞ(^ー^)(⌒‐⌒)(￣ー￣)(￣▽￣;)
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Why did the boy throw butter out of the window?
=he wanted to see a butterfly
a blone,a burnette and a redhead were lost in a desert.they found a lamp and rubbed it.A genie popped out and each ganted them one wish.The burnette wish to be back home.*POOF *Shes back home.The redhead also wished the same thing.*POOF *also back home.The blone said "Aww i wish my friends were "
The teacher asked Tom,"Why is your cat in school,Tom?"Tom answerd "Because i heard daddy tell mommy he going to eat that p*ussy when I'm in school today."
When people yawn,do deaf people think their screaming?
Q:what a tree's favorite drink?
A:root beer
Q:why is North Korea not as fun as South Korea?
A:because it has no Seoul
Q:Whats the Mexican version of One Dierection?
A:Juan Dierection
Q:What did God say he made the first black man?
A:Damn,i burnt one!
A:My cousins a bad pianist.
B:Why do you say so?
A:Shes terrible because she refuses to play the black keys
Q:How do you know Barbie isn't a Sl*t?
A:Because her legs dont open
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Aaron:Thats it from Fantastic Aaron!
Ashley:pff..define fantastic..
Aaron:im stilk awesome than you..*stick toungue out*
*Runs after that bastard and squeeze the life out of him*
YOU ARE READING
Weird Teenage Shit..
HumorFunny stuff that happens to my life everyday.Like chinese brother frickin out ,some fat kid falling, and others :D pls read this helluva fine book
