Friend:Roses are red,violets are blue,god made me pretty,what the fuck happend to you?
Me:Bitch please,your birth certificate is a apology letter from the hospital
Friend:ALRIGHT LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SLUT,YOU WISH YOU WERE AS HALF AS BEAUTIFUL YOU DICK
Me:Pshh.Bitch please you still have my picture as your background photo
Then another friend inturupts
Another Friend:Umm guys..You're forgetting i'm the only one that has a boyfriend in this gay ass group
Then her slut friend inturrupted
Slut Friend:Oh shut up everyone know your boyfriend's cheating on you lol
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Pshh..lol groups chats tho..somthing similar happend to a group chat of mine but they talked about boys and who was hot as fuck or what the fuck.And thats a story i will tell another day ^^
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Weird Teenage Shit..
HumorFunny stuff that happens to my life everyday.Like chinese brother frickin out ,some fat kid falling, and others :D pls read this helluva fine book
