⒈Love can buy anything.
I say:Bitch please,have you tried paying bills with hugs..i ain't workin' honey
2.(well my mom)clean your room
I say:Why?Are they helding a cleanest room competition in the neighbourhood?do you want me to enter?whats the prize?
3.Eat breakfast.its the most important meal of the day.
I say:Oh im truely sorry.I didn't know i was gonna die just for skipping one meal of 365 days of a freakin long year.

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Weird Teenage Shit..
HumorFunny stuff that happens to my life everyday.Like chinese brother frickin out ,some fat kid falling, and others :D pls read this helluva fine book