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⒈Love can buy anything.

I say:Bitch please,have you tried paying bills with hugs..i ain't workin' honey

2.(well my mom)clean your room

I say:Why?Are they helding a cleanest room competition in the neighbourhood?do you want me to enter?whats the prize?

3.Eat breakfast.its the most important meal of the day.

I say:Oh im truely sorry.I didn't know i was gonna die just for skipping one meal of 365 days of a freakin long year.

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