Hey Monkeyss!Im sorry i didnt update for a long time :( .I've been real busy with science and history (hate those subjects..anyone else?)and my dogs sick :(.ANDD im sorry if i dont update AGAIN after i write this story ..hehehe..im pretty lazy Xb
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Lately,I've been im my room scribbling shit (sorry) at my english homework sheet UGHH!I hate homework!
*doing homwork (T_T)(T_T) *
OHMAIGAWDD!finally finishh..suddenly when i was about to take a nice cold bathh...
Jake:*burst my door open..literally*Come out here now!!
Me:What?!?Why!?!Cant you see that im about to take shower!
Jake:Just come out !
Me:Jeez,Jake what the fu- *suddenky my troll partner shoved a pineapple in my mouth*asdfghjkl,SAMMY!I FREAKIN' HATE PINAPPLES!
Sam:Ehh,but Jakie says you like pinappless
Me:No!I- *swollows pineapple* I...I..think i like it
Jake:Heheheh..operation get Ashley to eat pinapples:SUCESS!*high fives Sam*
Me:Hrmp..whateverr..I NEED TO SHOWER DERPS!
Sam:NOO!You need to eat!You look like a twig.(Which i really do to be honest,I've always hate eating)
Me:Do you want to smell a smelly beast in the kitchen!?!?
Jake:OHGod..no..bathe you smelly troll queen
Me:Yi Fan!Bite noww!
Yi Fan:Woof!
( tho baby Yifan looks like a marshmellow,they were always afraid of Yifan..you should have seen their faces..PRICELESS!)
*bathe bathe*
Me:Sam,wheres mom and dad?
Sam:......you ask to much!
Me:Umph...imma go eat dumplings and ..im pretty hungry
Sam:Tshh..fat
Jake:She's not fat..look at her arms and thys(holds my arms )
Sam:But Delia gave me those Dumplings :( (who the damn is Delia?i dont freakin' care )
Me:Delia or not i dont care
Sam:*mocks me*eehhh,give me one fat!*takes almost half of the food *
Jake:yah you guys!stop*eats like a kid*(by kid i mean sloppy,..VERY SLOPPY)*points at me*you're not fat*points at Jake*you're just rude
Me:*roll eyes*
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This happend yesterday..so weird..mom came back to find Jake screaming like fuck because we were playing Fatal Frame.whut a whimp.I mean she was right there when Jake screamed. umm,imagine Brad Pitt in he's 20s but slighty chinese wait that'd be too weird so just imagine a chinese boy screaming in horror :D
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Weird Teenage Shit..
HumorFunny stuff that happens to my life everyday.Like chinese brother frickin out ,some fat kid falling, and others :D pls read this helluva fine book
