hey cats!im visiting Malaysia but i sorta miss America already anyways,
Only in Malaysia:
⒈Do peverted strangers look at you geat to toke when your wearing shorts (do you always do that?)
⒉The McD dude doesn't understand Chinese or english
⒊Middle age ladys talk about you in a clearly shown way that they are humiliating you like "look at that girl,why is she hanging out with boys?she a slut or sumthin'?"in chinese to her friend or complete random stranger next to her.(im very hot headed so i shouted "these nerds are my brothers for fucks sake!" in chinese and Jake was like "i hate having a pretty,annoying,agnorant but intellegent sister" and i be like:not my fault im pretty *flips hair*)
⒋does the dude smile like crazy as if he's never seen a girl in 90000000 years.
⒌strangers call you 'girl'or'little lady'
(why???im not that frickin' small im like 165cm w(TT^TT)w and weigh 53 or smuthin')
⒍do people look at you like you killed someone when you're using headphones in the bus (im serious,i went in the bus that day and everyone looked at me in an akward way i just dont get)
⒎little kids yell "WAHHH,WHITE PEOPLE!!"when they see chinese-americans. (in McD last night this little boys was like "ma ma..*points at me*white girl!mama!look" which was really funny cause the mom like totally scolded him in malay )
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There!im sorry i havent been updating alot,my stories suck right since you guys won't comment *pouts* just been real busy with school and dad and wushu class and mom and laundry and annoying brot- i've said too much
I also have somthing to tell you guys but it'll be the next chap i guess,adieu my little furry cats!
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