Weird Teenage Shit..

Best Bros in the World

Ayeo Wassup!?!Sorry 4 not updating ..I was busy with projects and helping my dad at his Wushu class (aiyoo~ can you imagine..me,a 18 year old in wushu class helping my dad teach 6 year old!?!so cute~)

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Ughh..my 4 brothers,Jake,Josh,Ashton and Sam are so weird but are the best brothers a gurl (like me )could have.

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Jake:ASHLEYY!!Why did you put my laptop on the bed?I told you to put it on the table!!

me (in my head):like,ohmaigawdd..the desk is 1.2 metres away from your table why cant you just put it back yourself?!?and also p.s you're in your freakin room right now and you had to drag my lazy butt upstairs right?!?

Jake:Well,put ut on the table right now!!!

me (in my mind again):AISH THIS GUY!!SO UNBELIEVABLE!!!

Me:kay Jake..jeez..

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Josh:AshAsh!!Where us the damn  soap!?!

Me:WTF!I just woke up and you asked me where's the soap.Ask Sam.he took a shower before you

right?

Josh:ohh.. *walks to Sam"s abd Ashton 's room*

[Argue Argue because if soap XD ]

Josh:Got it*holds soap at his  hands*

Me:hump..told you it wasnt me *sips water *

Josh:Watever,AshAsh!You dumb queen of the troll..

Me:In so proud to have you as my brother!!:))) *sarcasm*

(I was called AshAsh and Ashton's was Ash )

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~Living room~

[situation:Ashton tricks me because he's ......he's .........he's  a messed up freakin brother ]

Ashton:Ayeo..sis,wanna watch a movie?

Me:OH DAMN FUCK NO ASHTIN!NOT HAPPENIN!For fudge sake my last birthday you blindfolded me and took me to watch this scary fucked up movie with you 4 derps!!

Ashton:hehehe..MOM She dosent wanna go and get ice cream !

Me:BWOHH!?

Ashton:Mom asked if you want ice cream or not but you said no so..*sticks tongue out* bye baby sis!!*runs away like a derp*

Me:WAITTT!!YOU SAID MOVIE YOU ASHHOLE!!ugh...*facepalm..*..*sniff sniff * i want ice creamm! >:'(

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[last but not least Sam ,my troll partner :) ] (we were called that by Jake and Ashton because we Couldn't stand not pranking our  siblings heheheheh....)

-i was painting because my hmwrk was that then bla blah blag painting and then.....-

Sam:AshAsh,wanna play a prank!mom and dad are out and me,you,Ash,Josh & Jake are the only ones ar home.

Me: *Grinds *Thought you never asked...hehehe

(ok,so we planned this thing like for 30 minutes )

Me:*screams very loud *

Jake :dafaq was that!?!

Josh:Woah dude!Thats our trolling baby sis!

~runs to my room ~

Jake:OHMAIGAWD!!AshAsh!your hand is bleeding!

Me:I know!Sam accidentally thew the glass bottle at me *sniff sniff *

(Then ,that screwer Sam burst out laughing )

Sam:I CANT HELP IT!!THIS..THIS PRANK IS JUST COMEDY GOLD

Me:Got you big brother!!

Josh:Aish these Troll partners!I should have known!! >:(

Me:Aww...its ok..now i know that even tho im a troll,you still care for me..

Josh:Yea well..Shut up and go clean yourself or you wont have ice cream or milk tonight!!

Me:*puppy dog eyes *,*uses adorableness for sympathy *

Jake:Josh..Josh..this tactic again..look!forgive herrrr..look at her eyes bro!

Sam:Dude,im so sure you cant resist.

Josh:UGHH,Fineee...

Me:Yeay thanks oppaa~

Josh:WHAT?

Me:Nothing..you wouldn't understand..

Three of them:*roll eyes.*

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BEST.BROTHERS.EVER

Dedicated to my brothers :).Now you know why i hate hanging with girls (not including my mom).been raised my 1 wonderful eomma and 5 daebak guys,in my life (my brothers and my appa. :D ))