"So no head?" Suave asks jasper. Jasper just shakes his head and walks away. Suave angry throws his glasses to the ground and they break. He then jumps onto his board that skates( which was upside down) and snaps the board in half.
Erra pours herself some Life cereal and out comes lemons. "Well...when life gives you lemons." Then happy go lucky music plays out of nowhere.
Fallacy: "no off topic questions" "becuase I dont want to" "no there no" "permission denied" "thats a off topic questions" "next" "you have been stopped"
Erra zooming in on Jasper and Suave in a hottub: two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause their not gay!
Erra whispers: yes they are
Fallacy is in the car with Encre when Erra comes into the car with helium balloons. "Are those heluim balloons?" Fallacy asks.
"Ah for fooks sake," Encre says.
"I told you the car*something i dont understand*helium balloons" they all start aruging.
"Ah its too late the cars flyin away!" Fallacy says as the car flys.
(Why would vampires need a car Idk)
Eterna to Azure: hey im lesbians
Azure: I thought you were Europeans
(This takes place in france thats why i changed it to European)
Erra: hey everybody my brother pushed me today so im starting a kickstarter to get him put down
*a picture of jasper comes up*
Erra: the benifits of killing him means ill get pushed way less
Suave to Erra: so im sitting there...barbeque sauce on my tiddies
Erra on the ground laughing: hu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu
Erra playing piano: let me hop out the *dun* dun* portion wanna hit that *whips*
Suave on another piano: shut the *dun* up
Erra drivinga car: road work ahead yeah I sure hope it does
Jasper on the lazer eye filter: foolish mortal you have angered me AHHHHHH *the filter goes away* awe i just yelled for no reason *it comes from his nostrils*
Jasper: hahahahahahahahah
Toy machine: k is for kite
*camra turms to Erra*
Toy machine: K k k
Erra: 0-0
Erra: 0o0
Erra to Carlos: when will you learn
Erra to Carlos:When will you learn
Erra to Carlos: THAT YOUR ACTION HAS CONSEQUENCES
Encre goind to walk up some stairs: ...
Fallacy: AHH
Encre: AHHHHH STOP YOU COULDVE MADE ME DROP MY CROISSANT
Fallacy: ah ha ha!
Carlos coming into Young Erra's room holdong his knife: you ready to fucking die!
Erra*jumps onto her bed*: AHHHH
Erra: Im a bad bitch you cant kill me
Suave: hey gazelle you want some *hands her a empty soda can*
Gazelle: this bitch empty YEEET *She throws it and it hits Fallacy on the head.
Suave and Gazelle: shit
Carlos: four female ghost busters the feminists are taking over
Carlos: im an adult virgin
Suave to Erra: get up its christmas
Erra: ugh.....(she dislikes christmas)
Suave at the bottom of the grandstaircase: get up its christmas
Jasper: SANTA *jumps off the sides of the railings*
Erra: hey suave *snicker* what type of overalls does Mario wear
Suave: what type
Erra: denim denim denim
Suave and Erra: *laughing*
Erra: updog
Suave: what??
Erra: ya know its updog
Suave: i dont know what you are saying
Erra: its updog
Suave: what id updog?
Suave oh... haha ha
Erra: *laughing her ass off*
Suave: arnt you proud of yourself haha
YOU ARE READING
Painted Wings (A Fallacy x Encre book)
FanfictionNOTE THE BOOK COVER ARTWORK IS MINE I DREW IT FOR THIS BOOK Most of the characters belong to rouge The only characters that are mine are: Erra Tim Stitch And Jonathan I hate this book btw it's so bad plus I added in something I didn't know a lot ab...
