The Nesscas Bible

Lucas's Titties

Ness

I take the sticker off of my apple and read it for once in my life. My eyebrows raise and I turn to Paula.

"Hey Paula," I whisper, grabbing her attention. "How do I make a girl blush?"

"I dunno. Kiss her, hold her hand, tell your you're going to touch her breasts-"

I stand up and point to Lucas before loudly saying, "Lucas! I'm going to touch your titties!"

He looks up at me, confused. "What?"

"Your titties. I'm going to touch them."

"Ness, I'm a boy."

I place my hand on his chest and he shrugs, continuing to eat his sandwich. Paula watches in amusement.

I take one of his hands in mine and he looks up at me before looking back down at his hand and then continuing eating his sandwich. This is nothing like the Lucas I know. That must be a really good sandwich.

"Paula, I'm going to touch your titties." I tell her, seeing if it's actually gonna make her blush.

"No balls." She says.

"Fuck off." I respond, turning back to Lucas.

He finishes his sandwich and looks at me disappointedly. I lean down and kiss him for a good couple of seconds. I pull away and he's blushing. I smile and put the sticker on his forehead.

"Look you're a pink lady!" I say, throwing my hands in the air.

"Please leave." He tells me.

"No." I say, sitting back down beside him.

"Okay." He says, looking at his feet. I kiss him again for good measure.

"Ness...!" He says, looking at me and blushing even harder. I grin happily.

"You two are so fucking gay I love it." Paula says.

"Fuck, I forgot you were there." I say, glancing at her.

"That'll be your first and last mistake."

"Go away."

"No."

"Okay."