God's an Adventurer: Volume I

Chapter 24- God Doing His Time

You know, in my entire existence I've been accused of many things. Being an evil God, not helping people in need, leaving my creations in a pit of despair and hopelessness, but I've never quite been thrown in jail for it. This is a new experience for me for sure.

He walked through a dark corridor that was only lit by the torches placed on the side of the walls. Kami looked inside the cells that were lined up across to see if anyone was there but mostly it was just empty.

"Hey guys so, question, how do you attempt to keep me here in case I just try to break out?" Kami asked as he looked at one guards walking behind him.

He clearly saw when one of them gulped and the other raised his sword and simply yelled out in a shaky voice.

"K-keep moving prisoner!"

He was kidding around of course; Kami would not attempt to break out, unless it just got too boring. This was strangely fun for him, being the bad guy locked up. He was told his crime was the destruction of the capital city.

Kami had no idea this whole time that Alzel was the capital of a human kingdom. I mean, sure he was guilty of destroying half of the city but had he not also saved many people?

He shrugged and smiled as he continued walking. Either case, Kami was more than happy to comply with the situation for now.

"Stop there!" said one of the guards that was walking in front of him as they came to a halt.

"I mean, you're leading, is it really necessary for you to yell out 'Stop there'? "

"You, in here" one of the other guards spoke as he opened one of the jail cells.

Kami shrugged and closed his eyes as he walked into the cell. They immediately closed it behind him and the walls began to glow.

"You asked how we we're going to keep you here, this is how. Those cuffs you have on you suppress your stats and these walls as well are enchanted to further keep you down just in case you get any bright ideas." mocked the guard who had been shaken up by the question.

Kami looked around and gave a gentle smile at him.

"Well you sure got me, just let me know when your King wants to see me, please do try to make it quick I'm not sure if I came all this way just to sit around forever in jail."

The guard gave an annoyed looked before turning around with the rest of the guards and leaving.

Kami leaned against the wall and yawned loudly.

Now that he was in here. He was starting to notice how dull it all was and the excitement left him almost as quickly as it had come. He sighed as he sat on the ground and stared at the bars.

"Ah maybe I made a mistake by just letting them take me in." yawned Kami once more.

"Who's there?" said a familiar voice from the other side of the wall.

Kami perked out as he got back on his feet and raised an eyebrow. This voice was familiar but he didn't want to jump to conclusions.

"Hiromichi?"

"H-huh? Who the hell is th-wait that voice that sounds like an idiot every time he asks something... Kami?"

"Hey it is you. How's life as a prisoner going?" mocked Kami

"Tch! You got some nerve! I'm in here cause of you and now I'm going to rot away in this fuc-wait, why are you here?!"

"Ah, yes well apparently the King did not take it kindly to me blowing up half the city to save everyone, go figure."