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Chapter 8

smithnwesson: DUDE YOU TURNED DOWN MEG MASTERS

smithnwesson: WHAT THE FUCK MAN

smithnwesson: I WOULD KILL TO GO TO PROM WITH HER

smithnwesson: SERIOUSLY WHATS GOING ON WITH YOU

marvelbutmostlyloki: Relax. I'm just not into her.

smithnwesson: BUT HOW

marvelbutmostlyloki: She's far too dramatic.

smithnwesson: BUT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

marvelbutmostlyloki: It's not like I led her on and then turned her down. We never talk. I don't know much about her, and she knows very little about me.

smithnwesson: Okay but it's MEG MASTERS

smithnwesson: I thought you were pansexual not gay but that's the only reason I could think of for turning her down

marvelbutmostlyloki: You would be thinking of the wrong reason, then. I'm not interested in Meg and I'm not interested in prom. It would have been a painful night.

marvelbutmostlyloki: Wait, how do you know I turned her down?

smithnwesson: Are you kidding

smithnwesson: Everyone's talking about it

smithnwesson: No one turns her down

smithnwesson: This was big news

smithnwesson: Especially because nothing noteworthy has happened here since Azazel got arrested for arson a few months ago

marvelbutmostlyloki: So people are talking about me now?

smithnwesson: Uhhh yeah that's what happens when you break Meg Master's heart

smithnwesson: Sorry m8

marvelbutmostlyloki: Are they saying bad things about me?

smithnwesson: Define bad

marvelbutmostlyloki: So that's a yes.

smithnwesson: Welllllll not entirely

marvelbutmostlyloki: Meaning?

smithnwesson: Some people are being nice I guess

marvelbutmostlyloki: But overall people don't like me?

smithnwesson: Uhhhh

smithnwesson: I mean

smithnwesson: Idk if I'd say they don't like you

smithnwesson: But they're definitely a little skeptical of you I guess

smithnwesson: Everyone thinks it's weird that you'd do that

marvelbutmostlyloki: Why is it weird? Why does everyone like her?

smithnwesson: Why don't you like her

marvelbutmostlyloki: Because I don't?

smithnwesson: That's a great nonanswer.

marvelbutmostlyloki: I don't know. I just don't.

smithnwesson: Well people think that's weird

smithnwesson: So prepare to get weird looks tomorrow

marvelbutmostlyloki: Yay. I'm so excited. *sarcasm*