British Problems: A Guide To Being British

Problem 4: TOWIE, Home of the Fake Tan

Now this is going to be one of the many chapters where I will complain.

Okay so we have this TV show called The Only Way is Essex aka TOWIE and somehow it has managed to become one of the most popular TV shows in Britain.

Now let me tell you something, it is a bag of shit! No one cares about the life of a group of people from Essex whose lifes seem to be a tad bit dramatic for something that is claimed to be a reality show. It's like Coronation Street and Eastenders but without the acting.

Because of this show, vijazzles have become a thing. Basically that means a female gets her privates bejewled which is pretty weird because the only time people are going to see it is if you are going to do the frick frack with them. Also, there is a guy called Joey Essex who is a part of it and he is really stupid. I'm not even joking, he thought a square had 5 sides and there are a lot stupid things that he has said, it also had Tom from McFly's brother in law in it too.

But do you want to know the worst thing about it, people have made more! That's right, there is a posh version of it called Made In Chelsea.

To conclude, everytime I hear that advert for TOWIE and them little shits say "Shut up!" in their annoying accent, in my head I always think 'FUCK OFF'.