Problem 7: The Legend of the Chav

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by gaypexlegends

by gaypexlegends

Fun Fact: Chav stands for Council House and Violence.

That is basically what a chav is and they tend to start from their teenage years and continue onto adulthood. If you have watched the UK version on Jeremy Kyle (which by the way is better than the American version) usually the people that come on to the show look like.

Now, if you haven't seen Jeremy Kyle then don't worry because a, I will write about it in another chapter and b, I will describe the physical appearance of a chav for you now.

- wears clothes from Sports Direct or JD Sports (Primark clothes may also be worn)

- either wears a snapback or put their hood up or sometimes both

- have that stupid haircut that is copied from Joey Essex (he's from TOWIE)

and now......a list of what they do.

- swears as much as possible, even around children

- stand around local shops, usually ask people for cigarettes or alcohol as they are too young

- walk around late at night, and basically make loads of noise

- blast music from their phones (EARPHONES EXIST!)

- cause a lot of shit for everyone