WARNING: VERY SHORT. LIKE EXTREMELY SHORT.
Your boyfriend, Aguilar, decided to take you to visit his mother in Spain. He warned you that she would be weird... But nothing could prepare you for the awkwardness that would ensue.
You both rented a car, and you drove out to Aguilar's mother's small apartment by La Rambla. The streets were beautiful. When you got inside the apartment complex, Aguilar punched the floor number into the elevator, and then kept his arm in front of the door to make sure that it didn't close on you.
When you got to his mother's room, he knocked on the door firmly, and she opened it. She was a squat woman, probably 5"6 or so. But boy, was she sassy and loud.
"Ahhh, mijo! Y una princesa bonita! (Ahhh, My son! And a beautiful princess)!" Said his mother, "Where did you manage to find her, feo?" She teased. Aguilar frowned.
"Oh, take a joke mijo! You're very handsome." She said as she stood on her toes to pinch his cheeks.
"Gracias, madre. I love you too." He said and rolled his eyes. His mother gave him a look, and then studied your face and body.
"Y ella es MUY MUY MUY bonita!" SHE complimented you, which made you blush a light pink.
"Thank you... Gracias." You said, and Aguilar and his mother gave a small chuckle at your accent.
"She is so polite, too!" Aguilar's mother continued her praise, and gave you a sweet smile. You smiled back curtly.
"Why are you waiting? Come inside!" She said, and ushered you into the small apartment. The smell of breakfast filled the house, and you instantly saw why. The table was FILLED with tortillas españolas, which are made of eggs, potatoes, onion, and cheese. They were your favorite Spanish food, and Aguilar's as well. In fact, he even let his chin drop a little, shocked at the amount of food.
"Aguilar de Nerha, don't keep your mouth open like that, you dummy! Are you trying to catch flies in there, or something? Ponte sus pilas! (Put in your batteries!)" She said, and laughed at her own joke. Aguilar grumbled, but kept his cool.
"You know you didn't have to cook for us, mama." Said Aguilar, "We could have made something for ourselves, we don't want to make you work too hard." She laughed at him, which made him frown a little.
"I didn't do it for you, I did it for (Y/N). Now sit down and eat, mijo!" She said, laughing at her own joke again.
Starved, you all three began to eat. You were relieved that you didn't have to eat any more airplane food. That stuff... was sickening.
"Mijo, since you're here... Ve a lavar los platos, por favor (Please go wash the plates.)" He grumbled a little, but complied. While Aguilar was at work washing the dishes, you and his mom made small talk.
"My son is so sassy." She said, earning an "I heard that!" From Aguilar, which she ignored.
"Tell me about it." You said. Aguilar shot you a dirty look, and you laughed. He was so fun to mess with. As for Aguilar's mom, she certainly had personality. You liked the mother-son relationship. Even though Aguilar hated his mother's jokes, you knew that he loved her. And you thought that that was the cutest thing ever, especially for such a "tough guy" like him.
Once Aguilar was done with the dishes, you both sat on the small couch in the apartment's living room, while Aguilar's mom retired to bed.
"Finally alone!" He said, exasperated. The door creaked, and his mom's head popped out.
"What was that, mijo?" Asked his mom, and Aguilar waved her away. She complied in a huff, and shut her bedroom door loudly.
"Now, where were we?" He asked, "Ugh, I'm so glad to be off that airplane. You're lucky that you're so small, (Y/N). You can just curl up in a ball and go to sleep in the seat." He said, and kissed you on the forehead. You returned the kiss with a gentle peck on the lips, and snuggled into his arms, where you quickly fell fast asleep.
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HOLY CRAPPPP ONE SHOT NUMBER TWELVE! Sorry if this sucks! I don't know that much about Aguilar, but I've already done a ton of people, so I might start doing more side-ish characters (Malik, James Kidd, etc.). Aguilar is defo not my fave, but he doesn't seem that bad. That's all! ~❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Natasha
P.S. I have a friend who's mom is EXACTLY like this lol totally gonna show her this one shot later.
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