Assassin's Creed ONESHOTS

Ezio Auditore x Reader (Ciao, Bella)

        Even though that man was trouble, he sure was handsome, and you couldn't deny that. Ezio Auditore was undeniably charming, funny, and charismatic. It was a real shame that just because your father's banking company was rivals with the Auditore family company that your father would not permit you to be even within a mile away from Ezio. Everyone in your family hated him, even your sister, (S/N).

        Of course, the boy liked you back, and he was a bit of a show-off. He would have fights outside your house, right where you could see from your window, and he would loiter shamelessly by your door. It annoyed your mother to death, but you thought it was cute.

        One day, Ezio decided to take his showing off to the next level, and he held a fight with Vieri de Pazzi (your sister (S/N)'s husband-to-be) outside your window. Ezio rallied some men, and began to rile them up, making sure that you were watching.

        "Insieme per la vittoria!" Ezio shouted deeply, and his men shouted in reply. Once the shouts got out of hand, Ezio waved his hands to silence the crowd.

        "Silencio, my friends, silencio." He said, quieting the crowd, "Grazie. Do you know what brings us here tonight? Honor." He said, answering his own question. You sighed a little, and laid your head in your hands. Ezio was so cute when he was ready to fight.

         Ezio gave you a brief glance, and continued his speech. "Vieri de Pazzi slanders my family's name, and forces his own miseries upon us. If we-" Ezio started, but was interrupted. Speak of the devil. It was Vieri.

        "Enough of your nonsense, grullo (idiot)!"  Vieri called. You rolled your eyes, sighing at Vieri. Ezio turned slowly to face Vieri, and he was none too pleased with Vieri's interruption.

        "Buena sera, Vieri." Ezio greeted, "We were just talking about you. I'm surprised to see you here. I thought the Pazzi hired others to do their dirty work." Vieri grunted a little, and visibly clenched his fists.

        "It's your family who cries for guards when there's trouble, codardo (coward). Are you afraid to handle things yourself?" Vieri shot back. Ezio shot him a mischievous grin.

        "Your sister quite liked the "handling" I gave her earlier." Ezio said smugly. Of course, Viola de Pazzi was Vieri's sister, and she was known to "sleep around" a little. The dirty joke was met with shouts of approval from Ezio's men, and even you couldn't help but smile a little. But Vieri did not appreciate the joke as much as you had.

        "Uccidilo (Kill him)!" Vieri shouted as he threw a rock at Ezio. You gasped when the rock struck Ezio hard in the face. Ezio recoiled a little, but quickly wiped the blood off of his face with his sleeve. At that, Ezio's older brother Federico appeared to assist him in the fight.

        Vieri hardly fought at all, he instead cowered close by while Ezio and his men took down the Pazzi men. Eventually, Vieri realized that he had been outnumbered, and fled with the few of his men that were not unconscious.

        Ezio and his men shouted victoriously, and you cheered a little too, just loud enough to get Ezio's attention. Ezio looked up at you, and you bit your lip a little. He grinned back. 

             "Ciao, bella." He said, waving to you. Blood trickled down his face from a cut on his eyebrow and from his lip as he gave you a bit of a goofy grin. He blew you a kiss, and you blew one back. You chuckled a bit, and waved to him as he ran off with Federico, probably to see a doctor for the large cut. Suddenly, you heard footsteps behind you. Shit...

        "(Y/N), I need you to..." Your father began, but his face quickly turned to anger when he saw you at your windowsill, "(Y/N), what have I told you about talking with the Auditore boy! He is nothing but trouble!" Your father shouted. You nodded slowly, and apologized. 

        "No matter, you must visit Leonardo." Said your father, "It is an important errand. Just tell Leo that I sent you. But if I ever catch you so much as looking at that ragazzo Auditore (Auditore boy) ever again, I will kill him and you. Si  (Yes)?" He asked, making sure you understood. You nodded, and set off down the stairs and out the door. When you made it out, you found a small note that had been attached to your door. It read:

'Dearest (Y/N),

        I am taking a chance and sincerely hope that this letter falls into the right hands. If you would meet me behind the Palazzo Auditore tomorrow, that would make my day. I have something of interest for you.

                                                                                                                                                        Yours, Ezio Auditore'

        You sighed, and clutched the letter to your chest. You didn't care that your father didn't approve of Ezio. You would sneak out to see him. Your heart felt so fluttery that you nearly forgot about visiting Leonardo. When you made it to Leonardo's shop, Ezio was all you could talk about.

        "Oh, Leonardo, he's just so handsome!" You gushed. Leonardo chuckled a little as you did a fake swoon.

        "Well, (Y/N), I know your father doesn't like him. But if you like him that much, then I guess he nor I can really stop you." Said Leonardo, "Go have fun and be young and in love, (Y/N)." Said Leonardo. He then handed you the package that your father sent you out to get, and waved you off. You waved back to him, clutching the package tightly. 

        You were so excited about going to see Ezio tomorrow that it was all you could think about. You barely finished your dinner that night, and you nearly sprinted upstairs to your bedroom. Tomorrow would be great. You put on your nightgown, and laid down in your bed, a little bit exhausted. You were startled at first when you heard a loud tap on your window, but you almost immediately knew who it was. You did not open the window, and wove Ezio away, to which he reluctantly complied. Whatever his intentions were, they were probably much to risky with your father still awake.

        But there would probably be time for fun like that tomorrow. (Winky face).

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Wholesome, cute one shot (Yaay)! Pretty much based off of the "Boys Will be Boys" mission. By the way, I'm truly sorry about the cliche Ezio title (cringes self-awarely).

Anyway, I was looking through my one shots, and I was like HOLY CRAP I'VE ONLY WRITTEN ONE  EZIO ONE SHOT!

Ezio: *shakes head* Not cool, bella.

Sorry, buddy. Hope this one kinda makes up for it 😊! Cheers! ~❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Natasha

P.S.   Guys I'm doing a school project right now and I'm laughing my ass off because instead of "Soviet Union", I accidentally wrote "Soviet Onion" on my paper. 😂😂😂 Sometimes the simple things are the funniest.