Dating Jakey would include:
Randomly spams you with memes at 3:00 am
Practical jokes
He always makes up for stupid shit he's done
The only thing he can make for himself is Lucky Charms, and he still somehow manages to burn that (in other words, he can't cook)
Cuddlessssssssssss
Hates foreplay cuz he doesn't like it when you tease him
But he loves teasing you
He thinks it's funny when you try to do his accent
He tries your accent in return, and sounds like an idiot
Evie always tells you embarrassing stories about him
Evie is your bestie
Jacob is an idiot
But he's a lovable idiot
And he's a cutie pie
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Assassin's Creed ONESHOTS
FanfictionIt's all in the title. I will try with all of my heart to update every weekend/as often as I can, but AD/HD and homework suck ass, amirite? I will POTENTIALLY do smut, and I will do OC's BY REQUEST ONLY. I refuse to do anything that has to do with s...
